Ive been thinking and I have had a lot of time to do it today as mum and dad went out and left me home alone with that grouchy dog Chloe
What hardships do you guys have to put up with??? here are a few of mine
Did you know I have to sleep in their bedroom on a special igloo with a pillow and a baby cot blanket on it yet that Chloe gets to sleep on the bed
Talk about favouritism
Then at 6am I start to have a scratch ( wakes them up
)
So they then let me up on the bed.
I have to put up with kisses near my ears from mum
you know that mushy stuff they carry on with sheeesh.
Now lets get to the important stuff FOOD FOOD
or rather lack of it.
I have to share
dads breakfast. Just crummy old toast with vegimite or some wheeties with milk, heyyyy I am a dog you know.
( I eat it though as I would hate to die of malnutrition
)
Then the final straw is that at dinnertime when the real food comes out I have to wait till Chloe has had her medicine and an hour has to pass then we are allowed to eat. Now come on its her problem not mine why should I have to wait
Ohhh and the nastiest thing I have to cope with in this mean house is they expect me ME precious cute sweet little me to go out in the rain R A I N I say to go toilet
Do you think any of your mums would like to adopt me I am such a sweetie and I cant cope with this rough life
OOh here comes one of the sadists I better run
Izzie
