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Old 12-27-2004, 08:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wink Explanation Of Life
Explanation of Life

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give
you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.

On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.
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Old 12-27-2004, 08:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL thats great Carrie!
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Old 12-27-2004, 08:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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HAHAHA That's a great joke!!! Thanks for sharing Carrie!!

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LOL! I've seen that one! I love it!
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Old 12-28-2004, 06:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That's great! I love it.
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lol that was pretty funny!
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lol thats funny.. haha
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LOL cute!
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Thats a good one.
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LOL!! That's awsome...
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LOL that's great
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Rip, love your sig picture and avatar! Beautiful dogs! Yours too Icey. I think all of the dogs on these avatars and things are very pretty. I just am commenting on you two because that's all that's on this page and my memory doesn't go back a page. LOL.

Icey, what a great quote you've got there. How true.
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Thanks, it was on the website listed below my siggy pic. I thought it was too true...
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