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Join Date: Aug 2005
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How to Read a Dog Advertisement:
How to Read a Dog Advertisement:
Noted Judge .........................He put up our dog Respected Judge .....................He put up our dog twice Esteemed Judge ......................He puts up anything that crawls Shown Sparingly .....................Only when we had it in the bag Show Prospect .......................He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail Finished in 5 shows .................And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon He has good points...................His head is shaped like a carrot Won in heavy competition.............The others were revoltingly overweight Multiple group winner............... At 2 puppy matches Specialist Judge ....................Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding Well Balanced .......................Straight as a stick, front and rear Quiet gentle natured ................After 4 valiums Excels in type and style.............However, moves like a spider on speed Personality Plus.....................Wakes up if you put liver up his nose Large boned..........................Looks like a Clydesdale Good bite ...........................Missed the judge, got the steward Lovely head..........................2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth, 1 nose Excels in movement ..................If he gets loose, put on your running shoes Gorgeous Coat........................If the hairspray lasts until the class finishes Handled brilliantly by...............Nobody else can get near him Won in stiff competition.............Beat 4 puppies and a 9 year old novice dog At stud to "approved" bitches........Those bitches whose owners check is "approved" by our bank Linebred from famous champions.......Ch Whoozitz appears twice in 6th generation Good Obedience prospect..............Smart enough to come in from the rain but he's UG-LEE Terrific brood bitch.................Her conformation is the pits, but she throws big litters Great stud dog ......................Mounts anything that can fog a mirror Loves children ......................For breakfast, lunch and dinner Wins another Best In Show ...........His second, under the same judge, our uncle |
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