How to Read a Dog Advertisement:

rutylr · 12-02-2005, 02:41 PM

How to Read a Dog Advertisement:

Noted Judge .........................He put up our dog
Respected Judge .....................He put up our dog
twice
Esteemed Judge ......................He puts up
anything that crawls
Shown Sparingly .....................Only when we had
it in the bag
Show Prospect .......................He has 4 legs, 2
eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail
Finished in 5 shows .................And 89 where he
failed to win a ribbon
He has good points...................His head is
shaped like a carrot
Won in heavy competition.............The others were
revoltingly overweight
Multiple group winner............... At 2 puppy
matches
Specialist Judge ....................Puts up anything
that looks like his own breeding
Well Balanced .......................Straight as a
stick, front and rear
Quiet gentle natured ................After 4 valiums
Excels in type and style.............However, moves
like a spider on speed
Personality Plus.....................Wakes up if you
put liver up his nose
Large boned..........................Looks like a
Clydesdale
Good bite ...........................Missed the judge,
got the steward
Lovely head..........................2 eyes, 2 ears, 1
mouth, 1 nose
Excels in movement ..................If he gets loose,
put on your running shoes
Gorgeous Coat........................If the hairspray
lasts until the class finishes
Handled brilliantly by...............Nobody else can
get near him
Won in stiff competition.............Beat 4 puppies
and a 9 year old novice dog
At stud to "approved" bitches........Those bitches
whose owners check is
"approved" by our bank
Linebred from famous champions.......Ch Whoozitz
appears twice in 6th generation
Good Obedience prospect..............Smart enough to
come in from the rain but
he's UG-LEE
Terrific brood bitch.................Her conformation
is the pits, but she throws big litters
Great stud dog ......................Mounts anything
that can fog a mirror
Loves children ......................For breakfast,
lunch and dinner
Wins another Best In Show ...........His second, under
the same judge, our uncle

bigdoglover · 12-02-2005, 02:56 PM

Rflmao!!!!

Rip's Girl · 12-02-2005, 10:04 PM

LOL. Love it.

D.Schäferhund · 12-03-2005, 06:52 AM

great

12-02-2005, 02:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
rutylr Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sheboygan,WI Posts: 205 Rep Power: 61	How to Read a Dog Advertisement: How to Read a Dog Advertisement: Noted Judge .........................He put up our dog Respected Judge .....................He put up our dog twice Esteemed Judge ......................He puts up anything that crawls Shown Sparingly .....................Only when we had it in the bag Show Prospect .......................He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail Finished in 5 shows .................And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon He has good points...................His head is shaped like a carrot Won in heavy competition.............The others were revoltingly overweight Multiple group winner............... At 2 puppy matches Specialist Judge ....................Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding Well Balanced .......................Straight as a stick, front and rear Quiet gentle natured ................After 4 valiums Excels in type and style.............However, moves like a spider on speed Personality Plus.....................Wakes up if you put liver up his nose Large boned..........................Looks like a Clydesdale Good bite ...........................Missed the judge, got the steward Lovely head..........................2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth, 1 nose Excels in movement ..................If he gets loose, put on your running shoes Gorgeous Coat........................If the hairspray lasts until the class finishes Handled brilliantly by...............Nobody else can get near him Won in stiff competition.............Beat 4 puppies and a 9 year old novice dog At stud to "approved" bitches........Those bitches whose owners check is "approved" by our bank Linebred from famous champions.......Ch Whoozitz appears twice in 6th generation Good Obedience prospect..............Smart enough to come in from the rain but he's UG-LEE Terrific brood bitch.................Her conformation is the pits, but she throws big litters Great stud dog ......................Mounts anything that can fog a mirror Loves children ......................For breakfast, lunch and dinner Wins another Best In Show ...........His second, under the same judge, our uncle
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12-02-2005, 02:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
bigdoglover Giant Schnauzers Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: West-Central Illinois Posts: 3,624 Rep Power: 173	Rflmao!!!!
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