Are you a professional?

IceyBlueSibes · 01-27-2006, 01:22 PM

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The
questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have
answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true
abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending
the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%
of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the
brains of a four-year-old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

I failed

Spiritus · 01-27-2006, 01:27 PM

Now THAT is good!

mrsgrubby · 01-27-2006, 01:42 PM

Oh my gosh....this is funny. I failed all the questions too.

bigdoglover · 01-27-2006, 02:40 PM

rflmao...that is too funny...yes, I too, FAILED!!!!! Can I copy it and send it to some friends?

TribalRats · 01-27-2006, 02:53 PM

I Love It!

IceyBlueSibes · 01-27-2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdoglover

rflmao...that is too funny...yes, I too, FAILED!!!!! Can I copy it and send it to some friends?

Sure! I recieved it in an email and thought it was cute. So I decided to share it with you all.

D.Schäferhund · 01-27-2006, 08:10 PM

Oh my gosh that is awsome
Failed!!!

***MazieDog*** · 01-27-2006, 09:35 PM

*puts on a DUNCE cap* ... I failed, too....

Jamila · 01-27-2006, 09:41 PM

Thats great.....lol

RedHotDobe · 01-28-2006, 04:16 PM

ROFL! I tried so hard to think up the answers...and failed miserably each time.

01-27-2006, 01:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
IceyBlueSibes Eyes = Mirror to the soul Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Jupiter, Fla. Posts: 7,828 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 276	Are you a professional? The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends. I failed
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