Funny: Dogs and Men

[marley05]

*This is not intended to offend anyone

How Dogs and Men Are the Same

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

How Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

[Ritz459]

[crazy_puppy]

LOL!! That is funny stuff

[Shadowkins]

Oooo! good one

[lisa & paul]

So True

[HarleysMom]

HAHAHA THATS to cute and so true....LOL

[princessjodi]

ROFL! That is sooooo true!

[D.Schäferhund]

Lol

[bigdoglover]

OMG!!!! That was hilarious!! Can I copy it to an email?

[DoozyDog]

It's only fair to turn the tables on the ladies.

HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

--Dogs don't cry.
--Dogs love it when your friends come over.
--Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
--A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
--Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
--The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
--Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
--Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
--Dogs are excited by rough play.
--Dogs understand that farts are funny.
--Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
--If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
--Dogs don't shop.
--Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
--A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
--Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
--A dog's parents never visit.
--Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
--Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
--Dogs like beer.
--Dogs don't hate their bodies.
--No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
--Dogs never criticize.

[marley05]

OMG!!!! That was hilarious!! Can I copy it to an email?

Go ahead.

DoozyDog- That was funny.
I really get a kick out of this stuff. Its so true.

[bigdoglover]

Thanx Marley! Same goes for you DoozyDog...I think Greg would like yours better! LOL Permission to copy for an email?

[Shadowkins]

Touche! DoozyDog

[Carrie]

Those are both incredibly hilarious! Thanks for sharing.