Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is Trying To Kill You

flyndog · 09-26-2004, 10:32 AM

From CBS Lateshow Top Ten Archives

10. 'Accidentally' leaves slippery chew toy at top of cellar stairs.

9. You see him whittling a knife out of a Snausage.

8. He's reading the Stephen King novel 'Cujo.'

7. Forges your will so that when you die, he gets 400,000 dog biscuits.

6. Leaves photo of you and girlfriend where your wife can't miss it.

5. Recently purchased subscription to 'Soldier of Fortune For Puppies.'

4. You catch him gnawing on your car's brake line.

3. Repainted the sign on your mailbox to read: Rushdie.

2. Whenever you're in the bath, he decides to fetch the radio.

1. When you try to quit smoking, he chews up your nicotine patches.

NooDles · 09-26-2004, 10:48 AM

3/10 , I might be is some trouble

moonbaby4885 · 09-26-2004, 10:51 AM

lol...so funny! esp #10 and 2.

sheltiepups · 09-27-2004, 06:41 AM

PitBullie09 · 09-27-2004, 06:46 AM

haha how cute!

09-26-2004, 10:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
flyndog Unleash The Possibilities Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Marfa, TX Posts: 3,969 Rep Power: 180	Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is Trying To Kill You From CBS Lateshow Top Ten Archives 10. 'Accidentally' leaves slippery chew toy at top of cellar stairs. 9. You see him whittling a knife out of a Snausage. 8. He's reading the Stephen King novel 'Cujo.' 7. Forges your will so that when you die, he gets 400,000 dog biscuits. 6. Leaves photo of you and girlfriend where your wife can't miss it. 5. Recently purchased subscription to 'Soldier of Fortune For Puppies.' 4. You catch him gnawing on your car's brake line. 3. Repainted the sign on your mailbox to read: Rushdie. 2. Whenever you're in the bath, he decides to fetch the radio. 1. When you try to quit smoking, he chews up your nicotine patches.
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09-26-2004, 10:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
NooDles Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 47 Rep Power: 74	3/10 , I might be is some trouble
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09-26-2004, 10:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
moonbaby4885 Cute Puppy Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA(South Carolina) Posts: 205 Rep Power: 79	lol...so funny! esp #10 and 2.
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09-27-2004, 06:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
sheltiepups Semper Fidelis - Marines Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: somewhere Posts: 2,438 Rep Power: 127	lol
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09-27-2004, 06:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
PitBullie09 ACD/Pit Bull Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,477 Rep Power: 128	haha how cute!
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