Top Ten Signs You Have A Dumb Dog

flyndog · 09-26-2004, 11:36 AM

From CBS Late Night Archives
Top Ten Signs You Have a Dumb Dog

10. Lengthy pause after "Bow" while it tries to remember "Wow"

9. Buries tail, wags bones

8. When you give him Alpo, he just eats the meat by-products

7. Despite the overwhelming evidence, still smokes two packs a day

6. Showed up at the Whoopi Goldberg roast in catface

5. Has suffered over two dozen concussions from toilet seat falling on his head

4. Thinks "Snausages" is a real word

3. Voted for Fred Grandy, Love Boat's gopher, because he really thought he'd be a good congressman

2. Spends hours staring at kitchen cabinet, waiting for tiny horse-and-carriage to come out

1. Constantly chasing people named "Katz"

NooDles · 09-26-2004, 11:47 AM

0/10 my dog is a geniuos!!!!....

mainesheltie · 01-23-2007, 03:53 PM

Happened on this and got LOL. A very good post for winter in Maine. Thanks.

***Cassiepeia*** · 01-23-2007, 06:28 PM

Number 2 must be an American thing though, because I don't get it. Is that from an ad?

Cass.

kalija · 01-23-2007, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassiepeia

Number 2 must be an American thing though, because I don't get it. Is that from an ad?

Cass.

Umm I didn't get it either, and I'm American. Maybe I don't watch enough tv......

Pearlulm · 01-23-2007, 07:03 PM

I remember there used to be a commercial years ago that had a tiny wagon train but I can't remember what it was for.

Beryl · 01-23-2007, 07:09 PM

It was a commercial for "Chuck Wagon" dog food made by Purina.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29638
http://openweb.tvnews.vanderbilt.edu...25-NBC-19.html

I'm dating myself because I was alive and well in 1973. Ok, I was a kid but I still remember it.

Pearlulm · 01-23-2007, 07:11 PM

Wow! Your memory is better than mine!

Jamila · 01-23-2007, 08:15 PM

Yup I remember chuck wagon from when I was really young.

fancychicken · 01-24-2007, 06:16 AM

Shammie dog...10, 5 2, and 1.. uh oh!

linnie · 01-24-2007, 02:20 PM

rofl I love the snausages one

but hey isnt it a real word hahahaha

PawNclaws · 01-24-2007, 06:30 PM

LOL, how funny !

09-26-2004, 11:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
flyndog Unleash The Possibilities Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Marfa, TX Posts: 3,969 Rep Power: 185	Top Ten Signs You Have A Dumb Dog From CBS Late Night Archives Top Ten Signs You Have a Dumb Dog 10. Lengthy pause after "Bow" while it tries to remember "Wow" 9. Buries tail, wags bones 8. When you give him Alpo, he just eats the meat by-products 7. Despite the overwhelming evidence, still smokes two packs a day 6. Showed up at the Whoopi Goldberg roast in catface 5. Has suffered over two dozen concussions from toilet seat falling on his head 4. Thinks "Snausages" is a real word 3. Voted for Fred Grandy, Love Boat's gopher, because he really thought he'd be a good congressman 2. Spends hours staring at kitchen cabinet, waiting for tiny horse-and-carriage to come out 1. Constantly chasing people named "Katz"
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09-26-2004, 11:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
NooDles Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 47 Rep Power: 79	0/10 my dog is a geniuos!!!!....
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01-23-2007, 06:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
*Cassiepeia* Chihuahua Mum Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: NSW, Australia Posts: 8,281 Blog Entries: 9 Rep Power: 286	Number 2 must be an American thing though, because I don't get it. Is that from an ad? Cass.
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01-23-2007, 07:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Pearlulm Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 376 Rep Power: 68	I remember there used to be a commercial years ago that had a tiny wagon train but I can't remember what it was for.
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01-23-2007, 07:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Beryl Latte, Boo, & Phoxx's Mom Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,159 Rep Power: 92	It was a commercial for "Chuck Wagon" dog food made by Purina. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29638 http://openweb.tvnews.vanderbilt.edu...25-NBC-19.html I'm dating myself because I was alive and well in 1973. Ok, I was a kid but I still remember it.
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01-23-2007, 03:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
mainesheltie Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: southern Maine coast Posts: 185 Rep Power: 42	Happened on this and got LOL. A very good post for winter in Maine. Thanks.

01-23-2007, 07:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
Pearlulm Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 376 Rep Power: 68	Wow! Your memory is better than mine!
Pearlulm Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 376 Rep Power: 68	__________________ Because violence can only breed more violence and suffering, our struggle must be nonviolent and free of hatred. -The Dalai Lama Peaches, Cindy Lou & Gretchen

01-23-2007, 08:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jamila Miss Fallon Dallon Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: oklahoma Posts: 2,843 Blog Entries: 5 Rep Power: 133	Yup I remember chuck wagon from when I was really young.
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01-24-2007, 06:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
fancychicken Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 823 Rep Power: 76	Shammie dog...10, 5 2, and 1.. uh oh!

01-24-2007, 02:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
linnie tibbie girl Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 3,051 Rep Power: 174	rofl I love the snausages one but hey isnt it a real word hahahaha
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01-24-2007, 06:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
PawNclaws Labrador Crazy Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North West Posts: 1,936 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 114	LOL, how funny !
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