Identity issues....

[bigdoglover]

Max, my JRT, used to think he was a Giant Schnauzer. Not any more. He seems to be showing tendencies towards a racoon and a crow.

He has started gathering things off of the end tables that have been there for days, but only shiny things. Barrets, pens, etc. He just handed me a paperclip and a barrett....hhhhmmmmm I think he needs to see a therapist.

[Crossfire Bulldogs]

LOL I trade you one crow for one money thief / electronic fetish girl!

My Dottie loves money, not just any money since she refuses to take coins or dollar bills but if it's a five or higher she'll snag it and race it to her bed to hide. Hmm, maybe she's saving for a rainy day? She's also an electronics freak, remotes, pagers, walkman you name it and if it's within her reach it's off the her bed with it! lol

Wonder if we could get a discount rate for bringing in multiple dogs at the psych office?

[shaerenae]

ROFL!!!!!!!

You just made me remember what Ruby used to do...she liked toilet paper. When she was little, she started in our bathroom (we have a 4 level split house, and our br is on the 2nd level). She started pulling the end, ran up to the next level, strung the paper around the dining room, kitchen and living room, then ran up the stairs to the next level, ran it around our daughter's 2 rooms, and back downstairs again. Then she proceeded to tear it into little tiny pieces, making a BIG mess! That's when she was dubbed "Hurricane Ruby!"

Now Phantom seems to like socks and underwear, and they don't have to be clean, of course. I was folding laundry one evening and had "balled" up the clean socks to put in my drawer, turned my back to hang a shirt, and when I turned back around, one pair was missing. I looked all over the house, and then went to the back yard, where I found Boo chewing holes in my Nike socks! The little thief!! He's also been known to snag underwear, slippers, hair scrunchies, anything made of cloth. I found out from his breeder that his grandpa liked to suck/chew on cotton stuff, too. What a trait to inherit!! LOL I'm glad he also got his Grandpa's good looks!!

Kids!!!!

[annie_so_pink]

LOL That is hilarious!

[bigdoglover]

LOL I'm glad I don't have the only "weirdo"!! Max graduated from socks and undies to metallics. Not that any of you really need to know, but he once swallowed a pair of undies .......Victoria's Secret thong.....THE WHOLE THING!! Barfed it back up about an hour later...ugh.....stole it out of the hamper the little stinker. I scolded him with the "Do you know what these cost me?????" LOLOL

Crossfire, if the shrink is like my vet, then yes, we will get a great discount!! LOL

[Shadowkins]

LOL! Well Shadow use to like making me chase him for my bra..but he finally quit..thank goodness I don't need that much of a work out first thing in the morning before my coffee! However, now he seems to enjoy digging out my hubby dirty kleenex out of his pant pocket and proceeds to make "gum"...yuck.
So that's how many now for the shrinks office...maybe we could get that group rebate!

[mrsgrubby]

LOL, BDL...Shiney things...I've never heard of such a thing with a dog...that is too funny.

[reggies mom]

Reggies favorite thing to grab is tissue after my daughter has used it. It is sooo gross. Reggie ofcourse thinks it is a delicious treat. ( I now have my daughter put it in a closed garbage can!)
I am glad to know that she is not the only "sicko"

[bigdoglover]

Well, that's 5 crazy dogs so far!! Max hasn't gotten into used kleenex *knocks on wood* yet....I spent the afternoon scouring the house for small, metal objects.....I don't need the emergency vet bill for "lodged foreign object in throat" or some lacerated internal organ....ugh!!

But it is kinda funny to hear that Max is only one of many!! LOL

[Crossfire Bulldogs]

lololol tp'ing the house! Hmm, I think I've seen that movie re-run several times over the years. lol Where do they come up with some of the things they do?!?

I remember one year right before Christmas, my husband had cashed his paycheck and placed the money on the coffee table, we were getting ready to go out Xmas shopping but he had to shower and change first. He left it there and went up to take his shower, I was bust doing laundry and didn't notice Dot take the entire paydays worth of money. lol Took us several hours to find it....little stinker didn't do her usual and hid it in a potted plant!

[bigdoglover]

LOL Well, you could look at it this way....maybe she was trying to help you save some money!! LOL

[Crossfire Bulldogs]

Originally Posted by bigdoglover

LOL Well, you could look at it this way....maybe she was trying to help you save some money!! LOL

LOL maybe that was it! Can you imagine the panic? Right before Xmas and poof there goes our spending money! I could have killed her but everytime I looked at that little face all I could do is laugh.

[linnie]

well my bella is quite sane then lol
All she has a fettish for is to make sure she brings something inside everytime she goes out. We have more autumn leaves in the dining room than in the garden.
She also has a passion for plant pots.
rofl at Sonja, good thing you have a great sense of humour

[MazieDog]

If Mazie can't find one of her 17 tennis balls, she'll get into the potatoes and play with one of those... The look on my dad's face is priceless when he's sleeping in the chair, she comes in with a medium sized potato and plops it in his lap and proceeds to lick his hand... He wakes up, looks at the potato, throws it into the kitchen and goes back to sleep.. LOL. We wake him up and ask what he just did.. he goes, "I threw the ball for Mazie." .... I don't think it's Mazie who needs the shrink.... LOL

[fancychicken]

Shamous will steal anything that is paper. I actually had to call my doctor to rewrie a prescription for me and told him my dog ate it...lol. If my dog eats my bills , do I still have to pay them? he still has his "secret" hiding spot, so I know where to look if I am missing my bra, barretts, one shoe, wallet...you name it.