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Oye! putting on shoes is harder than ever
Now that I have these two scamps with me it's becoming an effort for me to put on my shoes. Here is a normal senario of mother getting properly shod!
Grab the sox and the shoes and go sit down in the chair. Wrestle the sox from Sandys mouth and chase Magic to retrieve my left shoe. While I'm getting the shoe Sandy runs off with the right one... Now all is well the shoes are under my leg and the sox are safely clamped in my teeth. Quick slip one sock over the toe of one foot and throw the ball for Sandy. Grab the sock and pull it over the heel before Magic rips it off my toe..... Throw the ball for Magic, Sandy is back and tries to take the other sock out of my mouth. Throw the ball for Sandy.... Magic is back and is stuffing a woobie in my crotch..... Quick slip the sock on the other foot. Throw the ball for Sandy. Magic is determined that the woobie belongs in my crotch. Throw the ball for Sandy. Slip on the first shoe, two dogs playing tug of war with the shoe laces. Throw the ball for Sandy. Magic decides Grandma's oatmeal is more interesting (thank you Lord) Throw the ball for Sandy. Slip on the other shoe and tie the laces on the right shoe. Tie the laces on the left shoe, retie the laces on the right shoe that Sandy has untied. Throw the ball for Sandy.
I'm exhausted!
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05-22-2006, 05:43 AM
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