Dog farts!

Kelly · 07-09-2006, 07:33 AM

OMG, Chloe just let one loose that really stunk! She sits under my computer chair and it rose right up into my nostrils! I was almost gagging!

Just thought I'd let everyone know that! LOL!

PawNclaws · 07-09-2006, 11:26 AM

LOL. Beau is just as bad, he lies right in front of the fan , under your feet, under the office chair, or lies right by you !! Talk about a stink bomb lol. He wont even lift his head to see why we're say, "OMGosh, BEAU, what did you do..... Ewww".. Some times I think he does it on purpose lol.

mulroony · 07-09-2006, 11:33 AM

Jackson has horrible gas as well and only seems to lift his head to see your discomfort. Shelby on the other hand always has to sniff hr butt to see if it was her then she smiles and wags her tail

IceyBlueSibes · 07-09-2006, 02:08 PM

All of mine have their share of gas!

Kelso farted the other day -- first one that was loud -- he turned around, looked at his butt and sniffed it like "What the?" LOL

bigdoglover · 07-09-2006, 05:02 PM

Elite likes to sit on the hard floors and fart, (so they are loud) then get up and leave. Max lets them loose while sleeping in my lap, and Spatz just walks around farting. ugh

Raised By Wolves · 07-09-2006, 05:24 PM

My old lab Mia had the worse farts in the world. She slept about 10 feet away and they would just float into my room. When they'd hit my nose, I'd always say "Ooooh, Peuuuuuuu!"...and I could hear her tail in the next room going thump, thump, thump in doggie laughter.

My brother slipped her a piece of roast beef once at my parents's on Xmas (when I wasn't looking) and she fogged out the entire area people had to go through to reach the bathroom.

The sense of smell IS connected to memory after all.

PawNclaws · 07-09-2006, 07:00 PM

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I'd always say "Ooooh, Peuuuuuuu!"...and I could hear her tail in the next room going thump, thump, thump in doggie laughter.

LOL

***Carrie*** · 07-09-2006, 07:12 PM

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and I could hear her tail in the next room going thump, thump, thump in doggie laughter.

That's a Lab all right. No mistaking that. Thump, thump, thump. LOL.

I have had a lot of dogs but never, ever, ever have I experienced the odoriferous aroma of a Dobertoot. This dog drives the other dogs out of the room and usually other dogs don't seem to mind. They look back at him as they make their rather hasty retreat with a real slit-eyed glare of disgust.

Sometimes if I'm sleeping, I can't decide whether to get up and leave the room or not. Will it disapate anytime soon? Or do I have to haul myself out of bed? I have this volleying of conversation.... back and forth as I dileberate in my sleepy head for at least 5 full minutes. I should just get up and save myself from this toxic methane leakage. I can't sleep anyhow. LOL.

IceyBlueSibes · 07-09-2006, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Carrie

but never, ever, ever have I experienced the odoriferous aroma of a Dobertoot.

LOL Dobertoot...

***Carrie*** · 07-09-2006, 10:06 PM

LOL. My mother wouldn't let us use the f word. She said it was not lady like and vulgar so we had to use toot or some other equally descriptive term.

Doberman people describe everything with the pre-fix Dober. For example: Doberfeet, Wiggly Doberbutt, Doberears, Cute little Doberstub. Then there's Doberboy, Dobergirl, Doberpup. LOL.

linnie · 07-09-2006, 10:59 PM

How about when your dog drops a silent but deadly one when you have guests arrrghhhh
Chloe was great at it and then she sat their all innocent big brown eyes so the guest wondered if it could be one of us instead lol.
for a tiny little chi she had great powers in her farts

wehkah · 07-09-2006, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by linnie

How about when your dog drops a silent but deadly one when you have guests arrrghhhh

Ahhhh Silent but deatly!!! Angel is a funny one... she'll let the aformentioned one go and then turn around and try to figure out what it was!

***Swiftwind*** · 07-10-2006, 12:47 AM

Dog farts have got to be the smelliest thing ever!

When Harley farts he always looks at his bum haha, it's really funny! Abby hardly farts, but when she does she's usually sitting on someone's lap, and it's one of those silent but deadly ones!

fancychicken · 07-10-2006, 05:10 AM

Shamous' farts keep the curl in my hair!

***MazieDog*** · 07-10-2006, 06:17 AM

Mazie's are incredibly audible... and sometimes I wonder if she's trying to compete...

Something quite funny happened a couple hours ago... My brother was laying on my bed, watching TV... Mazie hopped up on the bed and pawed the remote, changing the channel... Ironically, she had pushed the "Previous Channel" button and put it on Animal Planet... My brother changed it back and she pounced on it again... Back to Animal Planet... Then my brother puts the remote on the nightstand and looks at Mazie and goes, "Will you knock it off?" She then got grumpy, farted on him, and left... LOL... Can't imagine where she learned that from....

07-09-2006, 07:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
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07-09-2006, 11:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
PawNclaws Labrador Crazy Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North West Posts: 1,936 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 114	LOL. Beau is just as bad, he lies right in front of the fan , under your feet, under the office chair, or lies right by you !! Talk about a stink bomb lol. He wont even lift his head to see why we're say, "OMGosh, BEAU, what did you do..... Ewww".. Some times I think he does it on purpose lol.
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mulroony Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 2,100 Rep Power: 121	Jackson has horrible gas as well and only seems to lift his head to see your discomfort. Shelby on the other hand always has to sniff hr butt to see if it was her then she smiles and wags her tail
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IceyBlueSibes Eyes = Mirror to the soul Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Jupiter, Fla. Posts: 7,828 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 276	All of mine have their share of gas! Kelso farted the other day -- first one that was loud -- he turned around, looked at his butt and sniffed it like "What the?" LOL
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bigdoglover Giant Schnauzers Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: West-Central Illinois Posts: 3,624 Rep Power: 179	Elite likes to sit on the hard floors and fart, (so they are loud) then get up and leave. Max lets them loose while sleeping in my lap, and Spatz just walks around farting. ugh
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07-09-2006, 05:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Raised By Wolves Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,523 Rep Power: 129	My old lab Mia had the worse farts in the world. She slept about 10 feet away and they would just float into my room. When they'd hit my nose, I'd always say "Ooooh, Peuuuuuuu!"...and I could hear her tail in the next room going thump, thump, thump in doggie laughter. My brother slipped her a piece of roast beef once at my parents's on Xmas (when I wasn't looking) and she fogged out the entire area people had to go through to reach the bathroom. The sense of smell IS connected to memory after all.
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07-09-2006, 10:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,545 Rep Power: 291	LOL. My mother wouldn't let us use the f word. She said it was not lady like and vulgar so we had to use toot or some other equally descriptive term. Doberman people describe everything with the pre-fix Dober. For example: Doberfeet, Wiggly Doberbutt, Doberears, Cute little Doberstub. Then there's Doberboy, Dobergirl, Doberpup. LOL.
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linnie tibbie girl Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 3,051 Rep Power: 174	How about when your dog drops a silent but deadly one when you have guests arrrghhhh Chloe was great at it and then she sat their all innocent big brown eyes so the guest wondered if it could be one of us instead lol. for a tiny little chi she had great powers in her farts
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07-10-2006, 12:47 AM	#13 (permalink)
*Swiftwind* Believe in Yourself Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NSW, Australia Posts: 5,965 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 212	Dog farts have got to be the smelliest thing ever! When Harley farts he always looks at his bum haha, it's really funny! Abby hardly farts, but when she does she's usually sitting on someone's lap, and it's one of those silent but deadly ones!
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07-10-2006, 05:10 AM	#14 (permalink)
fancychicken Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 823 Rep Power: 76	Shamous' farts keep the curl in my hair!

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*MazieDog* <--- Eeeevil Kitty! Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Skamokawa, WA Posts: 933 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 108	Mazie's are incredibly audible... and sometimes I wonder if she's trying to compete... Something quite funny happened a couple hours ago... My brother was laying on my bed, watching TV... Mazie hopped up on the bed and pawed the remote, changing the channel... Ironically, she had pushed the "Previous Channel" button and put it on Animal Planet... My brother changed it back and she pounced on it again... Back to Animal Planet... Then my brother puts the remote on the nightstand and looks at Mazie and goes, "Will you knock it off?" She then got grumpy, farted on him, and left... LOL... Can't imagine where she learned that from....
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