Pet stores for real pets/owners

fancychicken · 07-22-2006, 04:37 AM

I was in a "pet boutique" the other day and some of the stuff cracked me up, for the price and the "foo-fooness" of it all. My girlfriend and I started talking and this is the idea we came up with for our "pet boutique".

Our store will carry things for the owners to keep their lives worry free and their pets happy. We will have

1) pre chewed section. Items to include : shoes, pens, screw on furniture legs, tables, chairs

2) single items: no worries about finding that matching ..sock or shoe.
3) pre scratched: tables, doors, flooring

4) furniture: already dirty, holes in it, cushions missing. NO PET BEDS .They don't sleep in them anyway.

any other ideas would be most helpful on our new venture

WolfRyder · 07-22-2006, 05:14 AM

Pre-soiled carpet remnants, for the discriminating puppy

Beryl · 07-22-2006, 06:57 AM

Floor tiles and entry mats with muddy paw prints.

calgal · 07-22-2006, 10:19 AM

sections of chewed walls, flat and shredded tennis balls, half stuffed toys, chewed leash and dirty pre-buried bones.

IceyBlueSibes · 07-22-2006, 12:41 PM

Knuckle bones that are large enough to stub your toe on and say [Insert any word here -->] !@#$%@$*! LOL

Stuffing to throw around the living room, shredded newspaper (or any paper), garbage bags full of things that will surely make a mess on the carpet/tile... pre-chewed underwear and bra for your pooch to carry into the living room while you have guests visiting.

mrsgrubby · 07-22-2006, 01:02 PM

Great list you guys, this is so funny.

Tennis shoes with poo in the treads, sliding glass door screens with holes in them/bent.

IceyBlueSibes · 07-22-2006, 01:11 PM

A magazine filled with many landscaping designs done by your everyday dog. Goes from a small hole in the ground, digging a hole under the fence, to making your whole lawn nothing but dirt and dead grass.

Shampoo that comes in dirt, or dead animal scent.

WolfRyder · 07-22-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mrsgrubby

Tennis shoes with poo in the treads, sliding glass door screens with holes in them/bent.

I have both of these items already! The shoes are riding around in the trunk of my car (poo doesn't stink anymore that I can detect) and we just keep replacing the "screen" everytime a dog bumps it and it falls out

TribalRats · 07-22-2006, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IceyBlueSibes

A magazine filled with many landscaping designs done by your everyday dog. Goes from a small hole in the ground, digging a hole under the fence, to making your whole lawn nothing but dirt and dead grass.

Shampoo that comes in dirt, or dead animal scent.

OH man! This had me rolling!!!!! You are on the ball today my friend!

IceyBlueSibes · 07-22-2006, 08:49 PM

Tehehe. I was quite creative today

That's pretty much what my yard looks like, and what Kelso likes to do after his bath

Steve #1 · 07-23-2006, 04:03 AM

Jug 'O Mud (1 Gal.) or the Bucket 'o Mud (5 Gal.).

fancychicken · 07-23-2006, 04:36 AM

For the men here...ummm special "protectors" for those jumpy dogs

Rolls of toilet paper that are half eaten and soggy.

IceyBlueSibes · 07-23-2006, 11:58 AM

Artificial bags of dog hair to rub onto the couch and clothes. Comes in all different colors (black, brown, fawn, white), as well as different textures (lab, husky, GR, etc.).

Socks with holes in them.

My dad wants to make one of these:

A 3 and 5 gallon dog waterer that is a toilet. Hose attachment to fit right onto your sink faucet without having to carry a jug back to the bowl. 3 Gallon toilets are for smaller breeds (even cats) and the 5 gallon for the larger breeds. To refill the water, simply flush it!

PawNclaws · 07-23-2006, 12:30 PM

LOL.. Very funny you guys !!!!

fancychicken · 07-24-2006, 03:57 AM

A 3 and 5 gallon dog waterer that is a toilet. Hose attachment to fit right onto your sink faucet without having to carry a jug back to the bowl. 3 Gallon toilets are for smaller breeds (even cats) and the 5 gallon for the larger breeds. To refill the water, simply flush it![/quote]

Perfect!!!! great stuff everyone. Mystore is going to be fully stocked with those necessities for REAL DOG OWNERS!!!

07-22-2006, 04:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
fancychicken Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 823 Rep Power: 70	Pet stores for real pets/owners I was in a "pet boutique" the other day and some of the stuff cracked me up, for the price and the "foo-fooness" of it all. My girlfriend and I started talking and this is the idea we came up with for our "pet boutique". Our store will carry things for the owners to keep their lives worry free and their pets happy. We will have 1) pre chewed section. Items to include : shoes, pens, screw on furniture legs, tables, chairs 2) single items: no worries about finding that matching ..sock or shoe. 3) pre scratched: tables, doors, flooring 4) furniture: already dirty, holes in it, cushions missing. NO PET BEDS .They don't sleep in them anyway. any other ideas would be most helpful on our new venture

07-22-2006, 12:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
IceyBlueSibes Eyes = Mirror to the soul Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Jupiter, Fla. Posts: 7,601 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 263	Knuckle bones that are large enough to stub your toe on and say [Insert any word here -->] !@#$%@$*! LOL Stuffing to throw around the living room, shredded newspaper (or any paper), garbage bags full of things that will surely make a mess on the carpet/tile... pre-chewed underwear and bra for your pooch to carry into the living room while you have guests visiting.
	__________________ Sheiba, Denali, Ike, Nitro (Siberian Husky), Kelso (GSD x), Lugar (Boxer/Pit x), Willah (Shepherd/Husky x), Tibby, Cheech, Chong (Chihuahua), and any foster we have in the house! 9 Kitty cats!

07-22-2006, 01:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
IceyBlueSibes Eyes = Mirror to the soul Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Jupiter, Fla. Posts: 7,601 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 263	A magazine filled with many landscaping designs done by your everyday dog. Goes from a small hole in the ground, digging a hole under the fence, to making your whole lawn nothing but dirt and dead grass. Shampoo that comes in dirt, or dead animal scent.
	__________________ Sheiba, Denali, Ike, Nitro (Siberian Husky), Kelso (GSD x), Lugar (Boxer/Pit x), Willah (Shepherd/Husky x), Tibby, Cheech, Chong (Chihuahua), and any foster we have in the house! 9 Kitty cats!

07-22-2006, 08:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
IceyBlueSibes Eyes = Mirror to the soul Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Jupiter, Fla. Posts: 7,601 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 263	Tehehe. I was quite creative today That's pretty much what my yard looks like, and what Kelso likes to do after his bath
	__________________ Sheiba, Denali, Ike, Nitro (Siberian Husky), Kelso (GSD x), Lugar (Boxer/Pit x), Willah (Shepherd/Husky x), Tibby, Cheech, Chong (Chihuahua), and any foster we have in the house! 9 Kitty cats!

07-23-2006, 11:58 AM	#13 (permalink)
IceyBlueSibes Eyes = Mirror to the soul Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Jupiter, Fla. Posts: 7,601 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 263	Artificial bags of dog hair to rub onto the couch and clothes. Comes in all different colors (black, brown, fawn, white), as well as different textures (lab, husky, GR, etc.). Socks with holes in them. My dad wants to make one of these: A 3 and 5 gallon dog waterer that is a toilet. Hose attachment to fit right onto your sink faucet without having to carry a jug back to the bowl. 3 Gallon toilets are for smaller breeds (even cats) and the 5 gallon for the larger breeds. To refill the water, simply flush it!
	__________________ Sheiba, Denali, Ike, Nitro (Siberian Husky), Kelso (GSD x), Lugar (Boxer/Pit x), Willah (Shepherd/Husky x), Tibby, Cheech, Chong (Chihuahua), and any foster we have in the house! 9 Kitty cats!

07-22-2006, 05:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
WolfRyder Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 259 Rep Power: 55	Pre-soiled carpet remnants, for the discriminating puppy

07-22-2006, 06:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Beryl Latte's and Boo's Mom Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,050 Rep Power: 84	Floor tiles and entry mats with muddy paw prints.

07-22-2006, 10:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
calgal My Yorkster kids! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: central ca. coast Posts: 6,604 Rep Power: 222	sections of chewed walls, flat and shredded tennis balls, half stuffed toys, chewed leash and dirty pre-buried bones.

07-22-2006, 01:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
mrsgrubby Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 2,476 Rep Power: 140	Great list you guys, this is so funny. Tennis shoes with poo in the treads, sliding glass door screens with holes in them/bent.

07-23-2006, 04:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
Steve #1 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: TEXAS Posts: 68 Rep Power: 61	Jug 'O Mud (1 Gal.) or the Bucket 'o Mud (5 Gal.).

07-23-2006, 04:36 AM	#12 (permalink)
fancychicken Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 823 Rep Power: 70	For the men here...ummm special "protectors" for those jumpy dogs Rolls of toilet paper that are half eaten and soggy.

07-23-2006, 12:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
PawNclaws Labrador Crazy Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North West Posts: 1,890 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 107	LOL.. Very funny you guys !!!!

07-24-2006, 03:57 AM	#15 (permalink)
fancychicken Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 823 Rep Power: 70	A 3 and 5 gallon dog waterer that is a toilet. Hose attachment to fit right onto your sink faucet without having to carry a jug back to the bowl. 3 Gallon toilets are for smaller breeds (even cats) and the 5 gallon for the larger breeds. To refill the water, simply flush it![/quote] Perfect!!!! great stuff everyone. Mystore is going to be fully stocked with those necessities for REAL DOG OWNERS!!!

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