Death of a Bedspread

Kathy74 · 10-26-2004, 02:17 PM

At approx. 10:45 pm last night the remains of a comforter were discovered by a passer by. In a scene that can only be described as carnage, the lifeless comforter had been dragged from the bed and had the stuffing literally ripped out of it. It was pronounced dead on the scene. The only potential witness, Serene AKA Bean, claimed she was asleep and denied seeing the attack. Investigators are sceptical, as she has known affiliations with the prime suspect, Jersey AKA Bug. Jersey was located in the living room, and both were promptly put in their room in lock down for the night. A replacement bedspread (much smaller in size) was brought in to cover the bed.

kjm · 10-26-2004, 02:31 PM

LOL!! How funny, Kathy! I mean not that your comforter was ruined but that you have a great sense of humor about it! Gotta love your furbabies, right!?!

sheltiepups · 10-26-2004, 03:01 PM

lol that's so funny!! lol

TinyAlbinoDancer · 10-26-2004, 03:05 PM

Ooooh! Naughty dogs! Hope it wasn't expensive!

I found the body of a tickle me Elmo in my backyard the other day... The suspects couldn't be called in for questioning, but the prime suspects are my neighbor's dogs. How could they kill him like that?! Witnesses say he was still giggling and cries of "that tickles!" were heard up until the end. Sad...

***Carrie*** · 10-26-2004, 04:51 PM

Sorry about the comforter, but also..........I'm sorry about giggling. Eh-hem. You're too funny!!!!!

Barrett · 10-26-2004, 05:04 PM

Lol,lol,lol

animallover0200 · 10-26-2004, 05:06 PM

I can't stop laughing LOLOLOL!!!!!!! Is there going to be a trial?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

***Carrie*** · 10-26-2004, 07:57 PM

Jersey, where were you on the night of Oct. 25th 2004 at aproximately 10:45? Be careful. You're under oath. There may be witnesses called to testify that they have been affiliated with you and may know of a premeditated conspiracy to murder the victim. Did you commit the acts of violence of which you are being accused?

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.

Rip's Girl · 10-26-2004, 07:58 PM

ROFL! Hahaha, that is too funny!

Kathy74 · 10-26-2004, 08:09 PM

Nike claims he may have seen something in passing....But that cat would do anything to ditch the dogs. The investigators are baffled as any attempts at questioning have led to long sits, wet kisses, and squeaky gas. Unfortunately, at this time, no further action can be taken as both witnesses are questionable. The replacement quilt is being guarded behind closed doors, barring further attack

***Carrie*** · 10-26-2004, 08:15 PM

So, Nike...because of your passing gas and seducing the prosecutor, you are being held as a hostile witness. Do you wish to change your story?

Were you offered a bribe for your silence by the defendent?

You can be prosecuted for purjory so be careful how you answer.

Would you like a glass of water? Here is a kleenex.

Kathy74 · 10-26-2004, 08:23 PM

Nike has retreated to the neutral territory known as "Jason's Room". He has hidden himself well, and we have neither the man-power, nor resources to search the area. He could be under number of piles of laundry and can probably sustain himself for days on crumbs and such. Jersey is sticking with the "I'm sorry I did bad" defense coupled with the "I'm a lap dog...I love you daddy"....I fear the judge has let her off lightly.

***Carrie*** · 10-26-2004, 09:06 PM

Lol, Lol!!!!!

10-26-2004, 02:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kathy74 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 42 Rep Power: 79	Death of a Bedspread At approx. 10:45 pm last night the remains of a comforter were discovered by a passer by. In a scene that can only be described as carnage, the lifeless comforter had been dragged from the bed and had the stuffing literally ripped out of it. It was pronounced dead on the scene. The only potential witness, Serene AKA Bean, claimed she was asleep and denied seeing the attack. Investigators are sceptical, as she has known affiliations with the prime suspect, Jersey AKA Bug. Jersey was located in the living room, and both were promptly put in their room in lock down for the night. A replacement bedspread (much smaller in size) was brought in to cover the bed.
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10-26-2004, 02:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
kjm Schnauzer Slave Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Posts: 533 Rep Power: 93	LOL!! How funny, Kathy! I mean not that your comforter was ruined but that you have a great sense of humor about it! Gotta love your furbabies, right!?!
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10-26-2004, 03:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
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10-26-2004, 03:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
TinyAlbinoDancer Always room for one more Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: CA Posts: 2,580 Rep Power: 168	Ooooh! Naughty dogs! Hope it wasn't expensive! I found the body of a tickle me Elmo in my backyard the other day... The suspects couldn't be called in for questioning, but the prime suspects are my neighbor's dogs. How could they kill him like that?! Witnesses say he was still giggling and cries of "that tickles!" were heard up until the end. Sad...
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10-26-2004, 05:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
animallover0200 Vizslaiz Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Des Plaines, IL (Chicago) Posts: 173 Rep Power: 81	I can't stop laughing LOLOLOL!!!!!!! Is there going to be a trial? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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10-26-2004, 04:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,545 Rep Power: 291	Sorry about the comforter, but also..........I'm sorry about giggling. Eh-hem. You're too funny!!!!!

10-26-2004, 05:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
Barrett dachshund Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Posts: 2,758 Rep Power: 158	Lol,lol,lol

10-26-2004, 07:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,545 Rep Power: 291	Jersey, where were you on the night of Oct. 25th 2004 at aproximately 10:45? Be careful. You're under oath. There may be witnesses called to testify that they have been affiliated with you and may know of a premeditated conspiracy to murder the victim. Did you commit the acts of violence of which you are being accused? I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.

10-26-2004, 07:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
Rip's Girl Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Arizona Posts: 2,580 Rep Power: 144	ROFL! Hahaha, that is too funny!
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10-26-2004, 08:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
Kathy74 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 42 Rep Power: 79	Nike claims he may have seen something in passing....But that cat would do anything to ditch the dogs. The investigators are baffled as any attempts at questioning have led to long sits, wet kisses, and squeaky gas. Unfortunately, at this time, no further action can be taken as both witnesses are questionable. The replacement quilt is being guarded behind closed doors, barring further attack
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10-26-2004, 08:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,545 Rep Power: 291	So, Nike...because of your passing gas and seducing the prosecutor, you are being held as a hostile witness. Do you wish to change your story? Were you offered a bribe for your silence by the defendent? You can be prosecuted for purjory so be careful how you answer. Would you like a glass of water? Here is a kleenex.

10-26-2004, 08:23 PM	#12 (permalink)
Kathy74 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 42 Rep Power: 79	Nike has retreated to the neutral territory known as "Jason's Room". He has hidden himself well, and we have neither the man-power, nor resources to search the area. He could be under number of piles of laundry and can probably sustain himself for days on crumbs and such. Jersey is sticking with the "I'm sorry I did bad" defense coupled with the "I'm a lap dog...I love you daddy"....I fear the judge has let her off lightly.
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10-26-2004, 09:06 PM	#13 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,545 Rep Power: 291	Lol, Lol!!!!!

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