Performance evals......

[bigdoglover]

For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from federal government employee
performance evaluations.
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>1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

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2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

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3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a

definite won't be."

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4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a

trap."

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5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

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6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

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7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

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8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

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9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."

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10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all

together."

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11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

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12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

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13. "He's been working with glue too much."

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14. "He would argue with a signpost."

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15. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

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16. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

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17. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

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18. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

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19. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

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20. "He's got two brains cells; one is lost and the other is out looking

for it."

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21. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

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22. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

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23. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

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24. "One neuron short of a synapse."

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25. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

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26. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes."

[IceyBlueSibes]

LOL!!

[bigdoglover]

I thought they were pretty good myself!!

[britishbandit]

Hahahahahaha!!! Too funny.

[reggies mom]

My husband has employees that would fit these descriptions!!

[bigdoglover]

LOL....I'm sure we have all met someone that fit in here somewhere!

[k9hullio_sam]

LOL!!! Way to familiar with the people described!!! LOL!!