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Old 08-17-2006, 11:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A funny email I received:

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8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE :

FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
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Old 08-17-2006, 02:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
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No longer needed, got married last month.
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LOL Those were all really funny!
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Old 08-17-2006, 07:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ROFL!!!awsome that just cracked me up!!!!
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ROFLOL!!! Saw those a long time ago...completely forgot. Nice to see those again...very humorous!!!
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