How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

flyndog · 11-02-2004, 08:30 PM

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I?Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.

(The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs.
People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?")

***Carrie*** · 11-02-2004, 08:45 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha. I saw that one somewhere. I had forgotten about it. Thanks for posting it. It's a goodie!!!!

Lil'Paws · 11-03-2004, 01:31 PM

Good one. !!!!

fireworksinjuly · 11-03-2004, 01:35 PM

Samoyed: can I play with the broken light bulb after I change it?
Min Pin: im not doing it, im the King.

IceyBlueSibes · 11-03-2004, 02:28 PM

That's too cute!

Siberian Husky - If I howl loud enough will it come back on?

LOL

gaddylovesdogs · 11-03-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyndog

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I?Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.

(The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs.
People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?")

I have seen this in several places but it always makes me smile

.

gaddylovesdogs · 11-03-2004, 03:32 PM

Too bad the Canaan Dog isn't on there....it'd probably be something very wise yet cute and funny.........

Ritz459 · 11-03-2004, 05:25 PM

LOL!!!!! That was sooooo funny!!! I really liked the Lab one and the Boxer one. It rang true with both breeds!!! LOL

11-02-2004, 08:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
flyndog Unleash The Possibilities Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Marfa, TX Posts: 3,969 Rep Power: 183	How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there..... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. (The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?")
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*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,436 Rep Power: 287	Ha ha ha ha ha. I saw that one somewhere. I had forgotten about it. Thanks for posting it. It's a goodie!!!!

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