Dog forumaholics anonymous - Page 3

animallover0200 · 11-17-2004, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by His masters voice

My name is Matt and I too was a dog forumaholic. I would wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and reach out for the keyboard at the side of the bed. Shaking in the morning from doglerium tremors. I was a 30 posts a day man before I realized I needed counseling, my family tried to help me but I was beyond redemption I had modems hidden under the sink and in cupboards all over the house.

I would frequently haunt Internet cafe's staggering home at the early hours of the morning so inoculated I would have blisters on my finger tips from all the keys I'd hit that night.

I'm still fighting the battle. Day after day cold turkey, if it wasn't for the mayonnaise I think I would die, even now I am having a relapse and ask myself everyday will I ever be free of this doglema. I can only wish you the best on your quest.

OH GOD PEOPLE, this has me rolling on the floor

. I am so glad I found this site!!!

***Carrie*** · 11-17-2004, 06:47 PM

ROFLOL!!! I'm so glad you did too. I'm still trying to figure out (gotta ask Matt) what the mayonnaise does. This must be some holistic treatment he has been keeping a secret I think. We'll need to get the strength, dose etc....can it be generic? Can you take it with food? Gotta get the scoop!

animallover0200 · 11-17-2004, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Carrie

ROFLOL!!! I'm so glad you did too. I'm still trying to figure out (gotta ask Matt) what the mayonnaise does. This must be some holistic treatment he has been keeping a secret I think. We'll need to get the strength, dose etc....can it be generic? Can you take it with food? Gotta get the scoop!

LOL, I am with you on that one Carrie.
Matt........ MATT.... MATT ARE YOU OKAY????, Should we call 911? Also,tell us whats the secret on the mayonnaise? Carrie and I wanna know!

Lil'Paws · 11-18-2004, 03:38 PM

ROFL, I'm with the both of you on this.

***Carrie*** · 11-18-2004, 07:56 PM

Oh gee wiz! I think something has happened to Matt. I see the paramedics outside right now as we speak. He seems to be on life support with an infusion of mayo going into his bracheal artery.

minpinsrock · 11-18-2004, 08:06 PM

Oh I am a dog forumaholic too you can't keep me off of Gp! IMO its the best thing ever! Ashley

11-18-2004, 03:38 PM	#34 (permalink)
Lil'Paws ~w/Dachshund~ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: ~Western~NC~ Posts: 1,662 Rep Power: 120	ROFL, I'm with the both of you on this.
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11-18-2004, 08:06 PM	#36 (permalink)
minpinsrock mommie of 3<3 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 555 Rep Power: 91	Oh I am a dog forumaholic too you can't keep me off of Gp! IMO its the best thing ever! Ashley
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11-17-2004, 06:47 PM	#32 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,545 Rep Power: 291	ROFLOL!!! I'm so glad you did too. I'm still trying to figure out (gotta ask Matt) what the mayonnaise does. This must be some holistic treatment he has been keeping a secret I think. We'll need to get the strength, dose etc....can it be generic? Can you take it with food? Gotta get the scoop!

11-18-2004, 07:56 PM	#35 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,545 Rep Power: 291	Oh gee wiz! I think something has happened to Matt. I see the paramedics outside right now as we speak. He seems to be on life support with an infusion of mayo going into his bracheal artery.

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