Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk - Page 2

***Carrie*** · 11-10-2004, 04:22 PM

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"Let me out.... let me in..... let me out again.... let me in again..... let me out again.... let me in again.... ok, just one more time - let me out again...." and so on and so on and so on.....

OMG!!!! I can really relate to that one!!! You guys are too much! What a kick!

Mine would all be saying something different.

Chulita: One more lick, one more lick, one more lick...pleeeeeze, just one more lick.

Jose: gimme food, gimme food, gimme food, gimme food. Pleeeeeeze gimme more food.

Bonnie: What? Did you say "walk?" Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lyric: Hmmmm...let's see...what can I do now? What can I do? Whatcha cookin? Can I have some? Pleeeeeze? Oh schucks! Can I grab that blanket and chew it? Ok....no? Well then surely you don't mind me chewing on your Nikes. Oh, uh-oh! Well...ok, I'll just try out this grass fertilizer out..oooooo, yuk...too much nitrogen! Well, oooooo what's that in the woods? Gotta go kill it. Be back soon.

Rip's Girl · 11-10-2004, 04:25 PM

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Chulita: One more lick, one more lick, one more lick...pleeeeeze, just one more lick.

LOL LOL LOL!! That's Dakota all right!

***Carrie*** · 11-10-2004, 04:33 PM

LOL....so Dakota licks more than Ripley? I thought it was mostly a small dog thing. I guess it's a puppy thing too!

Well, I tried to describe Lyric the best I could....hope the idea comes across that he's busy, busy, frenetically busy. But he does have his quiet times too......once in a while. LOL.

Rip's Girl · 11-10-2004, 04:37 PM

Ripley isn't too big on licking. He'll give me kisses and occasionally someone else in his "circle of trust" will get a lick or two, but NO dog could possibly lick as much as Dakota. And, we're trying our best to teach him "No Lick!".
I'll tell him "NOOO LICKING!!" and he'll stop, but the second I look away or let my guard down, he starts licking as frantically as he can. And of course, visitors never listen when I tell them that he's not supposed to lick.

I think it is a puppy thing, (welllll, Rip never really licked as a pup.) but I think he's also just obsessed with it.

I wouldn't mind the licking if he weighed 5lbs, but when he's going to be 50lbs and a therapy dog (hopefully) he should keep his tongue to himself.

At least Lyric will entertain himself.

Koda is rather unimaginative. It's usually "Hey mom, will you throw this for me?" ...... "Hey mom, will you throw this for me?" ..... "Hey mom, will you throw this for me?".... "Ok, throw it again." .... "ready for you to throw it again. C'mon, hurry up!"

gaddylovesdogs · 11-10-2004, 05:09 PM

"Roll over yourself!"

"It is a known fact that bathtubs are killing machines!"

"What don't YOU wear the leash and collar?"

"Can't you hold on to the stupid stick?"

"But I don't want to sit. But I don't want to lay down. But I don't want to come. But I don't want to stay. But I don't want to heel. But I don't want to give paw. But I don't want to dance. But I don't want to search. But I don't want to......"

"MMMM, arm!"

"This stuff is like dried poop cut into small pieces and baked....psh, and you call it 'food'!"

"BUNNY! CAT! SQUIRREL! BUNNY LOAF....KITTY KABOBS, SQUIRREL SOUP!"

PitBullie09 · 11-10-2004, 05:11 PM

Get up..this is my spot and if you dont like it sorry.

Get that thing out of here.(referrin to the cat.)

Bath..NO..Shot..NO...Pill..NO..Food..YEA!!!

Rip's Girl · 11-10-2004, 05:14 PM

Oh yeah, and I forgot the ultimate for Ripley:

"Make me."

***Carrie*** · 11-10-2004, 05:19 PM

Omg!!!! Too Funny!!!!!

DarknessDivine · 11-10-2004, 05:22 PM

LOL!
Here's mine:
Dracs: "oh great that stupid boxer pup is trying to lay by me again, time to move" "Man when will these people realize I need to be an "only" dog"
Mini: "what was that?, did u hear that?, omg I'm scared ,what was that? Omg did I see something?, what was that?.......better yell just to be safe"
Zeus:"gimmie that, please, can't I have that?..awww shux but I want it, here watch me wag m'tail...aint that cute?. now gimmie that, I think it's steak, I can't shake paw like that big dog but I can wag m'tail, watch me wag m'tail"

animallover0200 · 11-10-2004, 11:35 PM

If Cora or Copper could talk they say:

Mom,
Cora did it….. No, Copper did it!!
We can tell you what happen when you where gone and who was over!!!
Just because we look alike doesn’t mean we are the same.
When are we going to the dog park?
Are you going to eat that? Don’t throw it away.
Are you leaving us, again?
Rub our belly’s some more.
Please let us chase and catch those kittens, birds and rabbit’s around our house.
Can I have another treat?
Not another bath.

Barrett · 11-11-2004, 02:07 AM

You wanna play BALL?

ChiChi · 11-11-2004, 07:19 AM

lol! i cant think of any that r good enough! but yours are all sooo funny!

***Carrie*** · 11-11-2004, 09:50 AM

Oh Chi Chi! I can tell just by looking at your avitar of your Sheltie.

"I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy! What do you want to play? I'm up for anything."

Did I come close?

Coldnose · 11-11-2004, 10:51 AM

Wanna taste my dinner? It's really good mixed with slobber.

The kid/cats did it

Put up your dukes!

MMMMMMMMM.....Eau de dirty diaper.

C'mon and feed me! I'm starving over here! Just look! I'm wasting away to nothing!!

I'm just a little lap dog.

fireworksinjuly · 11-11-2004, 10:53 AM

Runt- "Im not moving. nope, not going anywhere. NO get away, IM not moving."

Kino- "Can we play? no? ok Ill just sit here and stare at you." and" yes I know youve told me a million times NOT to shred the paper, but its FUN"

Shredder- "why are you looking at me?"

11-10-2004, 04:37 PM	#19 (permalink)
Rip's Girl Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Arizona Posts: 2,580 Rep Power: 144	Ripley isn't too big on licking. He'll give me kisses and occasionally someone else in his "circle of trust" will get a lick or two, but NO dog could possibly lick as much as Dakota. And, we're trying our best to teach him "No Lick!". I'll tell him "NOOO LICKING!!" and he'll stop, but the second I look away or let my guard down, he starts licking as frantically as he can. And of course, visitors never listen when I tell them that he's not supposed to lick. I think it is a puppy thing, (welllll, Rip never really licked as a pup.) but I think he's also just obsessed with it. I wouldn't mind the licking if he weighed 5lbs, but when he's going to be 50lbs and a therapy dog (hopefully) he should keep his tongue to himself. At least Lyric will entertain himself. Koda is rather unimaginative. It's usually "Hey mom, will you throw this for me?" ...... "Hey mom, will you throw this for me?" ..... "Hey mom, will you throw this for me?".... "Ok, throw it again." .... "ready for you to throw it again. C'mon, hurry up!"
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11-10-2004, 05:09 PM	#20 (permalink)
gaddylovesdogs don't have a cow! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 3,426 Rep Power: 155	"Roll over yourself!" "It is a known fact that bathtubs are killing machines!" "What don't YOU wear the leash and collar?" "Can't you hold on to the stupid stick?" "But I don't want to sit. But I don't want to lay down. But I don't want to come. But I don't want to stay. But I don't want to heel. But I don't want to give paw. But I don't want to dance. But I don't want to search. But I don't want to......" "MMMM, arm!" "This stuff is like dried poop cut into small pieces and baked....psh, and you call it 'food'!" "BUNNY! CAT! SQUIRREL! BUNNY LOAF....KITTY KABOBS, SQUIRREL SOUP!"
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11-10-2004, 05:11 PM	#21 (permalink)
PitBullie09 ACD/Pit Bull Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,477 Rep Power: 132	Get up..this is my spot and if you dont like it sorry. Get that thing out of here.(referrin to the cat.) Bath..NO..Shot..NO...Pill..NO..Food..YEA!!!
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11-10-2004, 05:14 PM	#22 (permalink)
Rip's Girl Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Arizona Posts: 2,580 Rep Power: 144	Oh yeah, and I forgot the ultimate for Ripley: "Make me."
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11-10-2004, 05:22 PM	#24 (permalink)
DarknessDivine Boxer Mom Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Louisville,Ky Posts: 1,239 Rep Power: 105	LOL! Here's mine: Dracs: "oh great that stupid boxer pup is trying to lay by me again, time to move" "Man when will these people realize I need to be an "only" dog" Mini: "what was that?, did u hear that?, omg I'm scared ,what was that? Omg did I see something?, what was that?.......better yell just to be safe" Zeus:"gimmie that, please, can't I have that?..awww shux but I want it, here watch me wag m'tail...aint that cute?. now gimmie that, I think it's steak, I can't shake paw like that big dog but I can wag m'tail, watch me wag m'tail"
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11-10-2004, 04:33 PM	#18 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,545 Rep Power: 291	LOL....so Dakota licks more than Ripley? I thought it was mostly a small dog thing. I guess it's a puppy thing too! Well, I tried to describe Lyric the best I could....hope the idea comes across that he's busy, busy, frenetically busy. But he does have his quiet times too......once in a while. LOL.

11-10-2004, 05:19 PM	#23 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,545 Rep Power: 291	Omg!!!! Too Funny!!!!!

11-10-2004, 11:35 PM	#25 (permalink)
animallover0200 Vizslaiz Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Des Plaines, IL (Chicago) Posts: 173 Rep Power: 81	If Cora or Copper could talk they say: Mom, Cora did it….. No, Copper did it!! We can tell you what happen when you where gone and who was over!!! Just because we look alike doesn’t mean we are the same. When are we going to the dog park? Are you going to eat that? Don’t throw it away. Are you leaving us, again? Rub our belly’s some more. Please let us chase and catch those kittens, birds and rabbit’s around our house. Can I have another treat? Not another bath.
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11-11-2004, 02:07 AM	#26 (permalink)
Barrett dachshund Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Posts: 2,758 Rep Power: 158	You wanna play BALL?

11-11-2004, 07:19 AM	#27 (permalink)
ChiChi Sheltie Addict Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: North Carolina YEEHAW! Posts: 1,439 Rep Power: 109	lol! i cant think of any that r good enough! but yours are all sooo funny!
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11-11-2004, 09:50 AM	#28 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,545 Rep Power: 291	Oh Chi Chi! I can tell just by looking at your avitar of your Sheltie. "I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy! What do you want to play? I'm up for anything." Did I come close?

11-11-2004, 10:51 AM	#29 (permalink)
Coldnose Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Colorado Springs, CO USA Posts: 284 Rep Power: 83	Wanna taste my dinner? It's really good mixed with slobber. The kid/cats did it Put up your dukes! MMMMMMMMM.....Eau de dirty diaper. C'mon and feed me! I'm starving over here! Just look! I'm wasting away to nothing!! I'm just a little lap dog.
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11-11-2004, 10:53 AM	#30 (permalink)
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