Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk

[ChiChi]

Carrie, yeah something like that! haha!
"throw the toy,throw the toy,throw the toy,throw the toy,throw the toy" runs back and drops toy,"throw the toy,throw the toy,throw the toy,throw the toy!"

[Rip's Girl]

Dakota:
"I love you, mom. What would I do without you? "

Ripley:
"You love me. After all, what would you do without me?"

[ChiChi]

"O MY! no i am sorry i dont know WHO got into the toliet paper!"
"So this is your shoe, o i must of mistaken it for my toy"

[Alexis]

Zermatt: "No, thanks" (response to any command). "SQUIRRELS!!!!!! Quick, mom, gotta get the squirrels!!!" "That's MY chair. I am going to sit here and sulk until you get out of it!"

Godiva: "Did you hear that? I think there is something outside! Are you sure you didn't hear that?" "Mom, where are you going? Mom, where are you going? Mom, where are you going? It's ok, I will just follow you EVERYWHERE you go!" "Oh gosh, mom, I didn't even see you when I layed right on top of you!"

[theGOOCH]

Once we drove my dog all the way to the park and just as we got there a torrential downpour started, so we turned back around and drove home. He seemed to be thinking "Thats the last @#$% straw! Wait until you got to sleep tonight!" LOL

[FurryAngel33]

If my dog could talk sh ewould say OMG i love you so much even with all your weird humane ways I love You I love YOU I love you so much OMG YOUR Sending positive energy you must be HAppy!! LOL



OMG that was stupid but I bet she would say that

[gaddylovesdogs]

"THE CHIHUAHUA IS TRYING TO KILL ME! LEMME UP! LEMME UP! LEMME UP!!!" (vets office)

"Hey, you get gourmet food, why can't I?" (trash can)

"Looooook at meeeee, mom! Aren't I cuuuuuute? Looook, I'm soooo sweeeeet, and sooo pretty........loooook?"

"Don't move. Squirrel invaidors may attack at any moment."

[Global Paw]

"Um...excuse me, I have not had my daily allotment of snuggle time...so, how about you get cozy on the couch, I'll get my rawhide bone, and we'll call it even, k?"

[Crossfire Bulldogs]

Drew: Ok, this show has to go....where's the remote? Don't make me get up.

Dottie: Umm, I think I ate the remote....wait, what does it look like again? hehehehe ( sits and the television mutes )

Peebs: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz shut up Dot you ditz I'm sleeping.

Flyer: Love me, someone love me huh, come on just for a minute....ok, NOW dang it!

Tillie: Looook at meeeeeee I'm soooo cute hehehe loooook! Ok, what was I just saying? Oh yes, I'm cuuuuute!

[IceyBlueSibes]

Sheiba: "I'm so pretty! Everyone loves me! You possibly can't stay mad at me forever... cause you know I'm cute!------That's MY food.. it may be in your dish but it's mine, so BACK OFF!"

Denali: "Does somebody wanna play with me?! C'mon let's play!C'mon Bub! I'll yank yer skin on yer neck! Then bark at you! Then I can do that annoying bark like Chubaka from StarWars, and you start to bare your teeth, so then I can do it to, and start hitting you in the face!------ That's MY toy!! Give it to me! All the stuffed animals are MINE! You can have the knuckle bones, but there are just completley off limits!"

Sarge: "Gotta get da lizzard!---Squirrel? Where?!?!?!----I'll get um! Dey better not come inta my yard, er I'll tear ta pieces! Unless dey have a fish.. --- She's My mommy, not yours! C'mon mom, I'm only 5 pounds, so I can fit in your lap, honest!"

[Kaiyah]

The dogs in the tv can't come out to play??

[animallover0200]

If Cora and Copper could talk;

MOM.....
*Cora did it. No, Copper did.
*I can tell you what happened when you where gone and who was here, for a cookie!
*Just because we look alike doesn’t mean you should dress us alike.
*When are we going to park?
*Are you going to eat that? Don’t throw it away!!!
*Are you leaving us again?
*Rub our bellies some more.
*Please let us chase and catch those kittens, birds, and rabbit’s outside of our house.
*Can I have another one? (treat)
*Not another bath.
*Mom, If we get pregnant how much can we sell our kids for? (LOL,don't worry they are spayed).

[Coldnose]

Yummy!!! Kitty Krunchie treats!!!