Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk

DarknessDivine · 11-10-2004, 10:35 AM

Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk
1.But it smells like food!
2.The cat did it.
3.What say we all drive down to Dairy Queen?
4.Explain this "heat" thing again.
5.Mind if I sit there?
6.You going to eat all that?
7.I don't smell anything.
8.UH, could I see the menu?
9.Fetch this!
10.Next time I pick the girlfriend.
11.This isn't a mess, its ambiance.

His masters voice · 11-10-2004, 10:52 AM

You want to do WHAT with my testicles !!

DarknessDivine · 11-10-2004, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by His masters voice

You want to do WHAT with my testicles !!

lmao! good one

fireworksinjuly · 11-10-2004, 11:17 AM

" oh! thats not a toy?"

ChiChi · 11-10-2004, 12:01 PM

hahahaha!
okay, so its okay if you sit on the furniture but I cant!

(lol kinda corny but o well!)

Dell-E-Dog · 11-10-2004, 12:07 PM

"But the water int he toilet is soooo much colder than the stuff in my dish!!!"

His masters voice · 11-10-2004, 12:11 PM

Oi postman race ya to the gate

IceyBlueSibes · 11-10-2004, 02:09 PM

"I sware it wasn't me, it was the other dog that looked just like me"

"I wasn't trying to go chase the cat, I was just going over here, see look I'm just gunna sit real pretty"

Rip's Girl · 11-10-2004, 02:14 PM

"Hey, look at that other dog! Hey, look at that other dog! Hey, look at that other dog! Hey, look at that other dog! Hey, look at that other dog!"

"No you may not look at my toys. They're MINE."

"Oh boy! Food! My favorite! Oh boy! A bug! My favorite! Oh boy! Visitors! My favorite! Oh boy! Training! My favorite!"

"What? Ohhhhh, SIT. I didn't hear you the first 20 times. OK, I'll sit now."

fireworksinjuly · 11-10-2004, 02:18 PM

"shes in my seat! so im gonna sit ON her"

kjm · 11-10-2004, 02:18 PM

"Ah, Mom, not another bath!"

"Resist my innocent little puppy face. I dare you."

Rip's Girl · 11-10-2004, 02:27 PM

"You aren't really leaving me with these DOGS, are you, mom?"

"Oh! Do you have a toy? Throw it! Oh ok, you're not going to throw it. OH you have shoelaces! Let me chew them off! Do you have any food? let me bite your fingers!"

"Visitors? Oh, you're hugging them. Surely they aren't welcome here. Stand back little humans, I'll scare them away with my menacing yaps."

"Ohhhhh a WALK? really? If I bite your pants while you're getting ready will you hurry up? Ah, they ripped. flimsy fabric. What? CRATE? Hey, what happened to walk? Oh well. I guess I'll just howl."

"I swear I didn't know there was food on the counter. I just hopped up there to, ah, look at... something."

kjm · 11-10-2004, 02:46 PM

"Oooooooh, I didn't know I wasn't supposed to chew on your socks while they were on your feet! I swear!"

"I see your reading your favorite book, Mom. How about if I just sit my butt right on top of it? I bet you'll pay attention to me then! (evil puppy laugh)"

"I must attack the vacuum! I must attack the vacuum! Die, vacuum, die!"

Dell-E-Dog · 11-10-2004, 03:04 PM

"Let me out.... let me in..... let me out again.... let me in again..... let me out again.... let me in again.... ok, just one more time - let me out again...." and so on and so on and so on.....

"Chase my tail, chase my tail, chase my tail, chase my tail, chase my tail......"

fireworksinjuly · 11-10-2004, 03:12 PM

*bites foot* "ouch that hurt" *bites foot *"owe that hurt" *bites foot *"geesh that hurts"

11-10-2004, 10:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
DarknessDivine Boxer Mom Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Louisville,Ky Posts: 1,239 Rep Power: 103	Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk 1.But it smells like food! 2.The cat did it. 3.What say we all drive down to Dairy Queen? 4.Explain this "heat" thing again. 5.Mind if I sit there? 6.You going to eat all that? 7.I don't smell anything. 8.UH, could I see the menu? 9.Fetch this! 10.Next time I pick the girlfriend. 11.This isn't a mess, its ambiance.
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11-10-2004, 12:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
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Rip's Girl Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Arizona Posts: 2,580 Rep Power: 142	"Hey, look at that other dog! Hey, look at that other dog! Hey, look at that other dog! Hey, look at that other dog! Hey, look at that other dog!" "No you may not look at my toys. They're MINE." "Oh boy! Food! My favorite! Oh boy! A bug! My favorite! Oh boy! Visitors! My favorite! Oh boy! Training! My favorite!" "What? Ohhhhh, SIT. I didn't hear you the first 20 times. OK, I'll sit now."
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11-10-2004, 10:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
His masters voice German Shepherd Dog Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In the dogs kennel avoiding the wife and kids. Posts: 199 Rep Power: 89	You want to do WHAT with my testicles !!

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His masters voice German Shepherd Dog Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In the dogs kennel avoiding the wife and kids. Posts: 199 Rep Power: 89	Oi postman race ya to the gate

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11-10-2004, 02:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
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11-10-2004, 02:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
Rip's Girl Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Arizona Posts: 2,580 Rep Power: 142	"You aren't really leaving me with these DOGS, are you, mom?" "Oh! Do you have a toy? Throw it! Oh ok, you're not going to throw it. OH you have shoelaces! Let me chew them off! Do you have any food? let me bite your fingers!" "Visitors? Oh, you're hugging them. Surely they aren't welcome here. Stand back little humans, I'll scare them away with my menacing yaps." "Ohhhhh a WALK? really? If I bite your pants while you're getting ready will you hurry up? Ah, they ripped. flimsy fabric. What? CRATE? Hey, what happened to walk? Oh well. I guess I'll just howl." "I swear I didn't know there was food on the counter. I just hopped up there to, ah, look at... something."
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11-10-2004, 02:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
kjm Schnauzer Slave Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Posts: 533 Rep Power: 91	"Oooooooh, I didn't know I wasn't supposed to chew on your socks while they were on your feet! I swear!" "I see your reading your favorite book, Mom. How about if I just sit my butt right on top of it? I bet you'll pay attention to me then! (evil puppy laugh)" "I must attack the vacuum! I must attack the vacuum! Die, vacuum, die!"
	__________________ The Schnauzer Squad (just the two of us!): Karli and Boone "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

11-10-2004, 03:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
Dell-E-Dog Dell-e-Dog Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 14 Rep Power: 76	"Let me out.... let me in..... let me out again.... let me in again..... let me out again.... let me in again.... ok, just one more time - let me out again...." and so on and so on and so on..... "Chase my tail, chase my tail, chase my tail, chase my tail, chase my tail......"

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fireworksinjuly Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 143	bites foot "ouch that hurt" bites foot "owe that hurt" bites foot "geesh that hurts"
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