Just For Laughs!

***Carrie*** · 11-13-2004, 09:58 AM

GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

> > >
> > >
> > >Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the
hell
> > >happened.
> > > -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
> > >
> > >Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
> > >But I can usually shut the b**ch up with cookies.
> > >(OR CHIPS AND DIP)
> > >
> > >The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
> > > -Helen Hayes (at 73)-
> > >
> > > I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
> > >eyebrows.
> > >-Janette Barber-
> > >
> > >Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
> > >
> > >Lily Tomlin-
> > >
> > >
> > >A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
> > >Carrie Snow-
> > >
> > >Laugh and the world laughs with you.
> > >Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
> > >-Laurie Kuslansky-
> > >
> > >My second favorite household chore is ironing.
> > >My first being, hitting my head on the top
> > >bunk bed until I faint.
> > >-Erma Bombeck-
> > >
> > >Old age ain't no place for sissies.
> > >-Bette Davis-
> > >
> > >A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
can't.
> > >Rhonda Hansome-
> > >
> > >The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
> > >-Jane Sellman-
> > >
> > >Every time I close the door on reality,
> > >it comes in through the windows.
> > >-Jennifer Unlimited-
> > >
> > >Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be
thought
> half
> > >as good.
> > >Luckily, this is not difficult.
> > >Charlotte Whitton-
> > >
> > >Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
> starts
> > >falling apart.
> > >-Caryn Leschen-
> > >
> > >I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack
me
> at
> > >once.
> > >-Jennifer Unlimited-
> > >
> > >If you can't be a good example --
> > >then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
> > >-Catherine-
> > >
> > >When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two
years
> > >before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called
ME
> > >slow!
> > >Kathy Buckley-
> > >
> > >I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes,
> > >because I know I'm not dumb and I'm also not blonde.
> > >-Dolly Parton-
> > >
> > >If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
> > >
> > >Sue Grafton-
> > >
> > > I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
> > >-Roseanne Barr-
> > >
> > >When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
> another
> > >country.
> > >Elayne Boosler-
> > >
> > >Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
> > >
> > >-Maryon Pearson-
> > >
> > > In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.
> > >If you want anything done, ask a woman.
> > >-Margaret Thatcher-
> > >
> > >I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage
and a
> > >career.
> > >-Gloria Steinem-
> > >
> > >I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his
> house.
> > >
> > >-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
> > >
> > >Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
> > > -Eleanor Roosevelt-
> > >
> > >Send this to five bright women you know
> > >and make their day.
> > >
> > > Every woman I know is bright --
> > >so I am sending this to all of them.
> >
> >

FurryAngel33 · 11-13-2004, 11:18 AM

LOL

Thats good!! haha

flyndog · 11-13-2004, 03:15 PM

Those were great, Carrie!

ChiChi · 11-13-2004, 03:58 PM

haha!

Rip's Girl · 11-13-2004, 04:20 PM

LOL those are great!

Ritz459 · 11-14-2004, 11:11 AM

LOL! I'm going to have to have my mom read some of those! lol She will get a kick out of some of them! lol

PitBullie09 · 11-14-2004, 11:15 AM

lol! Those are funny!

***Carrie*** · 11-14-2004, 03:12 PM

Yeah...those are all a riot! These are a few that stuck out at me. LOL.

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Jane Sellman-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.
> > >If you want anything done, ask a woman.
> > >-Margaret Thatcher-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his
> house.
> > >
> > >-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
> > > -Eleanor Roosevelt-
> > >

IceyBlueSibes · 11-15-2004, 09:19 AM

LOL Those were awsome!

11-13-2004, 09:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,355 Rep Power: 277	Just For Laughs! GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES > > > > > > > > >Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell > > >happened. > > > -Cora Harvey Armstrong- > > > > > >Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. > > >But I can usually shut the b**ch up with cookies. > > >(OR CHIPS AND DIP) > > > > > >The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. > > > -Helen Hayes (at 73)- > > > > > > I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray > > >eyebrows. > > >-Janette Barber- > > > > > >Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. > > > > > >Lily Tomlin- > > > > > > > > >A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. > > >Carrie Snow- > > > > > >Laugh and the world laughs with you. > > >Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. > > >-Laurie Kuslansky- > > > > > >My second favorite household chore is ironing. > > >My first being, hitting my head on the top > > >bunk bed until I faint. > > >-Erma Bombeck- > > > > > >Old age ain't no place for sissies. > > >-Bette Davis- > > > > > >A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. > > >Rhonda Hansome- > > > > > >The phrase "working mother" is redundant. > > >-Jane Sellman- > > > > > >Every time I close the door on reality, > > >it comes in through the windows. > > >-Jennifer Unlimited- > > > > > >Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought > half > > >as good. > > >Luckily, this is not difficult. > > >Charlotte Whitton- > > > > > >Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body > starts > > >falling apart. > > >-Caryn Leschen- > > > > > >I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me > at > > >once. > > >-Jennifer Unlimited- > > > > > >If you can't be a good example -- > > >then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. > > >-Catherine- > > > > > >When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years > > >before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME > > >slow! > > >Kathy Buckley- > > > > > >I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, > > >because I know I'm not dumb and I'm also not blonde. > > >-Dolly Parton- > > > > > >If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. > > > > > >Sue Grafton- > > > > > > I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. > > >-Roseanne Barr- > > > > > >When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade > another > > >country. > > >Elayne Boosler- > > > > > >Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. > > > > > >-Maryon Pearson- > > > > > > In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. > > >If you want anything done, ask a woman. > > >-Margaret Thatcher- > > > > > >I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a > > >career. > > >-Gloria Steinem- > > > > > >I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his > house. > > > > > >-Zsa Zsa Gabor- > > > > > >Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. > > > -Eleanor Roosevelt- > > > > > >Send this to five bright women you know > > >and make their day. > > > > > > Every woman I know is bright -- > > >so I am sending this to all of them. > > > >
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*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,355 Rep Power: 277	Yeah...those are all a riot! These are a few that stuck out at me. LOL. The phrase "working mother" is redundant. Jane Sellman- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. > > >If you want anything done, ask a woman. > > >-Margaret Thatcher- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his > house. > > > > > >-Zsa Zsa Gabor- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. > > > -Eleanor Roosevelt- > > >

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