Anyone in the mood for some laughs?

luckydog · 11-20-2004, 10:07 AM

Here's some cute dog jokes I found:

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
"Well, doggone !"

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?
A Great Dane out !

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?
Chump chops !

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A petticoat !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower !

Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle ?
Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher !

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?
Because frost bites !

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
He was trying to make both ends meet !

Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema ?
Anywhere it wants to !

IceyBlueSibes · 11-20-2004, 01:26 PM

Haha!! Those were cute, thanks for sharing

sheltiepups · 11-20-2004, 01:47 PM

cute ha-ha!

Lil'Paws · 11-20-2004, 02:57 PM

thanks those were cute.

ChiChi · 11-20-2004, 02:58 PM

lol those are knida corny but ther funny too!

minpinsrock · 11-21-2004, 07:06 AM

Hey those were cute...made me laugh! lol Ashley

gaddylovesdogs · 11-21-2004, 09:23 AM

11-20-2004, 10:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
luckydog Pit Bull/Shepard mix Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: USA Posts: 311 Rep Power: 82	Anyone in the mood for some laughs? Here's some cute dog jokes I found: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !" What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out ! What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops ! What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat ! What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower ! Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle ? Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher ! Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites ! Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet ! Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema ? Anywhere it wants to !
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11-20-2004, 01:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
IceyBlueSibes Eyes = Mirror to the soul Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Jupiter, Fla. Posts: 7,601 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 263	Haha!! Those were cute, thanks for sharing
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11-20-2004, 01:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
sheltiepups Semper Fidelis - Marines Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: somewhere Posts: 2,438 Rep Power: 126	cute ha-ha!
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11-20-2004, 02:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lil'Paws ~w/Dachshund~ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: ~Western~NC~ Posts: 1,662 Rep Power: 114	thanks those were cute.
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11-20-2004, 02:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
ChiChi Sheltie Addict Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: North Carolina YEEHAW! Posts: 1,439 Rep Power: 103	lol those are knida corny but ther funny too!
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11-21-2004, 07:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
minpinsrock mommie of 3<3 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 555 Rep Power: 85	Hey those were cute...made me laugh! lol Ashley
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