The Burglar Joke

gaddylovesdogs · 12-12-2004, 09:11 AM

A burglar broke into a house. It was dark. A voice said, "I see you and Jesus sees you too." The burglar looked around. "Who said that?" he demanded. Again a voice said, "I see you and Jesus sees you." The burglar shined his flashlight in the direction of the voice and saw a parrot on a stand. "I see you and Jesus sees you." said the parrot.The burgler laughed. "Just a dumb bird," he muttered and flipped on a light switch. That's when he noticed the Rottweiler on the floor next to the parrot, who said, "Sic 'em, Jesus!".

milo · 12-12-2004, 09:27 AM

LOL Ive heard of that one thats a great joke hey!!LOL LOL

DarknessDivine · 12-12-2004, 10:01 AM

LMAO! That is hilarious!!

RedHotDobe · 12-12-2004, 10:22 AM

LOL! That was too funny.

IceyBlueSibes · 12-12-2004, 10:39 AM

RedHotDobe · 12-12-2004, 11:46 AM

I just got almost the same joke in an e-mail:

Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you" - said the voice.

The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.

"Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.

"Yes" said the parrot.

The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What's your name?"

"Clarence" answered the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burgler. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot's answer: "The same idiot who named the Bulldog, Jesus."

12-12-2004, 09:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
gaddylovesdogs don't have a cow! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 3,426 Rep Power: 155	The Burglar Joke A burglar broke into a house. It was dark. A voice said, "I see you and Jesus sees you too." The burglar looked around. "Who said that?" he demanded. Again a voice said, "I see you and Jesus sees you." The burglar shined his flashlight in the direction of the voice and saw a parrot on a stand. "I see you and Jesus sees you." said the parrot.The burgler laughed. "Just a dumb bird," he muttered and flipped on a light switch. That's when he noticed the Rottweiler on the floor next to the parrot, who said, "Sic 'em, Jesus!".
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12-12-2004, 09:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
milo Labrador lover!!!! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: England, Portsmouth Posts: 858 Rep Power: 98	LOL Ive heard of that one thats a great joke hey!!LOL LOL
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12-12-2004, 10:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
DarknessDivine Boxer Mom Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Louisville,Ky Posts: 1,239 Rep Power: 105	LMAO! That is hilarious!!
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12-12-2004, 10:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
RedHotDobe <-official IM supervisor Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Maryland Posts: 743 Rep Power: 97	LOL! That was too funny.
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12-12-2004, 11:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
RedHotDobe <-official IM supervisor Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Maryland Posts: 743 Rep Power: 97	I just got almost the same joke in an e-mail: Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you" - said the voice. The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it. "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked. "Yes" said the parrot. The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What's your name?" "Clarence" answered the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burgler. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot's answer: "The same idiot who named the Bulldog, Jesus."
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