Great Dog Quotes

***Carrie*** · 12-27-2004, 08:14 PM

(Don't know if these have been posted before, but if so, here they are again. lol)

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue. --Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.--Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went. --Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
--Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
--Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. --Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made. --M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
--Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult. --Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down. --Robert Benchley

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
often continued in the next yard. --Dave Barry

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
--Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. --James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. --Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money. --Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half
a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! --Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
--Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too
dark to read. --Groucho Marx

Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. --Dave Miliman

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
--Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that
--Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
--Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
--Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be half as good of a person as my dog thinks I am.
--Unknown

oc_spirit · 12-27-2004, 08:41 PM

Those are really neat!!! Some are very inspirational too! Thanks for sharing!

Cheers!

PitBullie09 · 12-27-2004, 08:53 PM

Those are cool. Thanks for sharing!

doni · 01-03-2005, 06:03 PM

oh Carrie, I like these. So true, so true. Do ya mind if I borrow them and send them to some other pooch lovers?

Thanks!

Doni

gaddylovesdogs · 01-03-2005, 06:13 PM

Aw, what great quotes! Thank you, Carrie!

Quote:

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. --Will Rogers

A few months ago, my Mom and me were talking with a veterinarian. We started talking about Heaven and if animals went there, and the vet said mentioned that God put animals on this earth for us to take care of, like He takes care of us. God loves both animals and humans, but the thing is that those that are good and believe in, trust, love, forgive and praise God go to Heaven while those that are evil and do not believe in, trust, and praise God do not go to Heaven but to hell. Animals are not only trusting but loving and forgiving. And the vet said (very sure) "Of course animals go to Heaven!" I can't remember exactly what he said, but I agree with it.

FurryAngel33 · 01-04-2005, 04:57 PM

oh awsome

my kitty is like walking all over my lap and i am typing with one hand.

ANY WAY THOSE ARE GOOd qOTES.

His masters voice · 01-05-2005, 12:31 PM

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
--Robert A. Heinlein

All I have to say is that many a true word is said in jest.

theGOOCH · 01-05-2005, 01:16 PM

Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed
Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without
Ferocity, and all the Virtues of man without his Vices. This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery, if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just Tribute to the Memory of BOATSWAIN, a Dog.
--John Cam Hobhouse

firetips_09 · 01-08-2005, 08:59 PM

them are cool.. i saved some myself..lol ty 4 sharing!

***Carrie*** · 01-08-2005, 09:32 PM

Doni,

Of course these are for sharing.

Gaddy,

I like what your vet said. And I think that quote is a really cute one.

Gooch,

Isn't that a great one? I've seen that somewhere before...so true and just so beautiful.

12-27-2004, 08:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,400 Rep Power: 279	Great Dog Quotes (Don't know if these have been posted before, but if so, here they are again. lol) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. --Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.--Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. --Will Rogers There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. --Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. --Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. --Andy Rooney We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. --M. Acklam Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. --Sigmund Freud I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. --Rita Rudner A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. --Robert Benchley Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. --Dave Barry Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. --Franklin P. Jones If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. --James Thurber If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. --Unknown My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. --Joe Weinstein Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! --Anne Tyler Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --Robert A. Heinlein Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. --Dave Miliman If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man --Mark Twain You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that --Dave Barry Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. --Roger Caras If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. --Phil Pastoret My goal in life is to be half as good of a person as my dog thinks I am. --Unknown

12-27-2004, 08:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
oc_spirit Snow Girl Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,612 Rep Power: 140	Those are really neat!!! Some are very inspirational too! Thanks for sharing! Cheers!
	__________________ My dogs WORK, what do yours do? Even the quietest whisper can be heard over the loudest gunshot. When? When it speaks the truth! I shall stand by your side and fight! Together we shall prevail through all life's adversities!

12-27-2004, 08:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
PitBullie09 ACD/Pit Bull Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,477 Rep Power: 126	Those are cool. Thanks for sharing!
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01-04-2005, 04:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
FurryAngel33 :] Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,279 Rep Power: 98	oh awsome my kitty is like walking all over my lap and i am typing with one hand. ANY WAY THOSE ARE GOOd qOTES.
	__________________ aww look at that face!

01-03-2005, 06:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
doni Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: west central WI, USA Posts: 8 Rep Power: 68	oh Carrie, I like these. So true, so true. Do ya mind if I borrow them and send them to some other pooch lovers? Thanks! Doni

01-05-2005, 12:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
His masters voice German Shepherd Dog Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In the dogs kennel avoiding the wife and kids. Posts: 199 Rep Power: 84	Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --Robert A. Heinlein All I have to say is that many a true word is said in jest.

01-05-2005, 01:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
theGOOCH Doberman Pinscher Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Cincinnati, OH USA Posts: 745 Rep Power: 92	Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of man without his Vices. This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery, if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just Tribute to the Memory of BOATSWAIN, a Dog. --John Cam Hobhouse

01-08-2005, 08:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
firetips_09 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: wynnne Posts: 24 Rep Power: 67	them are cool.. i saved some myself..lol ty 4 sharing!

01-08-2005, 09:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,400 Rep Power: 279	Doni, Of course these are for sharing. Gaddy, I like what your vet said. And I think that quote is a really cute one. Gooch, Isn't that a great one? I've seen that somewhere before...so true and just so beautiful.

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