They Walk Among us...

GreyhoundGirl · 07-27-2007, 09:23 AM

NOTE: This isn't original.

They Walk Among Us

I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free'. 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free', she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my two free sandwiches, and I walked out the door. They walk among us and they vote.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said, 'Where?' They walk among us and they vote.
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day , 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.' They walk among us and they vote.
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They walk among us and they vote.
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. They walk among us and they vote.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now ,' she asked me, 'has your plane arrived yet?' They walk among us and they vote.
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.' They walk among us and they vote.

SpringerLover · 07-27-2007, 09:35 AM

Sadly, that was hilarious and I thought of a few myself... and gahhh, that's exactly correct... they VOTE!

Ilovemypup · 07-27-2007, 09:54 AM

LOL Love it!

trainingrixie · 07-27-2007, 09:57 AM

HAHAHA! love it! i'm sure I'd look at the sky if someone told me to look at the dead bird...sounds like something i'd do...hehehe.

PawNclaws · 07-27-2007, 01:17 PM

Hahahaha !! How funny ! That last one there....LOL, is something I'd probably say if I have no coffee in the morning

read :
Yesterday at work a guy walked up to me asking if we carried a certain brand . Not knowing , I asked what the item he was looking looked like. He said a sandle of some sort. He said he seen one on a display and thought we carried them... My reply "OH *pause*... well we don't always carry what we have on display" lol, I felt like an idiot.. He gave me such a weird look..... What I ment was we usually JUST display shoes/mens sandles, to show what would *possibly* go OK with the outfit. BUT it didn't come out that way. I'm such a dork sometimes LOL.

ginastags2315 · 07-27-2007, 02:38 PM

ilovemychihuahua · 07-27-2007, 03:47 PM

OMG! That's got to be a BIG LOL for me! Haha! Too Funny!

~Necie & Belle~

Ritz459 · 07-28-2007, 10:50 AM

LOL Those cracked me up.

***Rivsky*** · 07-28-2007, 04:46 PM

They were great!

07-27-2007, 09:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
GreyhoundGirl Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kuujjuaq, QC and Eastern ON Posts: 408 Rep Power: 0	They Walk Among us... NOTE: This isn't original. They Walk Among Us I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free'. 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free', she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my two free sandwiches, and I walked out the door. They walk among us and they vote. ================================================== ====== One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said, 'Where?' They walk among us and they vote. ================================================== ===== I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day , 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.' They walk among us and they vote. ================================================== ==== My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They walk among us and they vote. ================================================== ====== My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. They walk among us and they vote. ================================================== ======== I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now ,' she asked me, 'has your plane arrived yet?' They walk among us and they vote. ================================================== ====== While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.' They walk among us and they vote.

07-27-2007, 09:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
SpringerLover Rascal Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 466 Rep Power: 49	Sadly, that was hilarious and I thought of a few myself... and gahhh, that's exactly correct... they VOTE!
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07-27-2007, 09:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
trainingrixie Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: jax, fla Posts: 735 Rep Power: 53	HAHAHA! love it! i'm sure I'd look at the sky if someone told me to look at the dead bird...sounds like something i'd do...hehehe.
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07-27-2007, 01:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
PawNclaws Labrador Crazy Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North West Posts: 1,890 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 107	Hahahaha !! How funny ! That last one there....LOL, is something I'd probably say if I have no coffee in the morning read : Yesterday at work a guy walked up to me asking if we carried a certain brand . Not knowing , I asked what the item he was looking looked like. He said a sandle of some sort. He said he seen one on a display and thought we carried them... My reply "OH pause... well we don't always carry what we have on display" lol, I felt like an idiot.. He gave me such a weird look..... What I ment was we usually JUST display shoes/mens sandles, to show what would possibly go OK with the outfit. BUT it didn't come out that way. I'm such a dork sometimes LOL.
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07-27-2007, 02:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
ginastags2315 Abbey, Muffin, & Mufasa Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 273 Rep Power: 36	LOL
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07-27-2007, 09:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ilovemypup Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NoCal! Posts: 253 Rep Power: 0	LOL Love it!

07-27-2007, 03:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
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07-28-2007, 10:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
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07-28-2007, 04:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
*Rivsky* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Australia Posts: 3,624 Blog Entries: 6 Rep Power: 132	They were great!
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