Funny / goofy things you do with your dog

[CdnRottieMom]

There are some crazy things that some of us do with our dogs when playing that we are embarrassed to tell or show anyone. I will admit, Neyla likes it when people sing to her. When she's stinky after coming back from the lake or she lets one rip (and I mean lets it rip ... lol), I will sing a song to her that I made up called "Stinky Doggie" in the tune of that song "Hot Potato, Hot Potato". I know it sounds cheesy but she likes it and I have fun teasing her in a positive fun way. It's embarrassing to me because I can't sing (I'm tone deaf) and she's the only one who enjoys my singing.

So, what are some of the funny / goofy things you do with your dog but are embarrassed to tell or show anyone?

[britishbandit]

I wrestle with my two all the time, and usually end up getting totally slobbered on, so I'll roll over flat on my back, legs in the air, arms stretched out laughing and saying "ok ok I give, you win, lemme go, I'll do anything"........obviously they have no idea what I'm saying, no command to stop, so they continue attacking my face/arms/neck with their big wet tongues. I find it totally amusing, as do they I'm sure.

I don't mind telling people I do it, nor do I care that my windows are usually open and my neighbours can hear it all, but I wouldn't want it caught on video, that'd be soooo embarrasing. HAHAHA Although I probably wouldn't care about that either, especailly sharing it on GP, cause we all do goofy things to amuse our pets.

[Doglover1988]

I wrestle with Lucy all the time and laugh and baby talk to her at the same time. She eats it up and my neighbor probably thinks i'm insane because I always do it outside. Of course he wouldn't understand since he has 8 beagles outside in a mud pit of a dog pen.

[Rivsky]

I do the get on the floor and wrestle thing with River as well - he absolutely loves it!

Another thing he goes nuts for is when I pretend to sniff his head and whisper in his ears - usually he tries to do the same thing back

I agree with BB I'm not embarrassed to admit I do it but wouldn't want it caught on video!! My BF doesn't even bat an eyelid when I do it anymore!!

[GreyhoundGirl]

I taste dog treats in specialty stores before I buy them. If they taste like nothing, Jenny won't be enthused enough on the agility course, so she'll run it well, but slowly. Gotta make sure those treats have a strong taste! So yea, I'm a treat eater

Other embarassing things, I could make a list sooooo long....

[Ilovemypup]

Haha That sounds fun!!!

Hmm.. I probably sing alot to my Pepperoni too...I am always singing and pepper gets included in this

Hmm I do sometimes have pepper on the bed and then if we are both mellow i will put her legs under the covers

OH and sometimes I get under the covers totally and Pepper finds me and walks all over me , it doesn't hurt me though but its fun !She loves my bed!

[Beryl]

kiss while identifying facial parts "mooshy-mooshy on your..." (eyes, nose, cheeks, ears, neck, chin)
play clap-paws
dance while holding paws
sing
whisper secrets in ears
allow lick-attacks while pretending to be harmed