Finally...hmmm, paybacks are a b*tch! (no pun intended)

FarCritter10 · 03-24-2005, 06:53 AM

THE FAMILY DOG

The family's dog was bought for a guard,
Chained to a post in a chilly backyard,
Housed in a shed that was airless and dark,
And every few weeks had a run in the park.
When boredom set in with no fun and no work,
One day it broke loose and went quietly berserk.
Pa couldn't fathom just why it went wild,
As it flattened his wife and then bit his child.
The police were called in to sort out the mess,
And the whole sorry tale was revealed by the press.
The Rescue Society was really annoyed,
So, the dog was rehomed and the owners destroyed.

--Author Unknown

***Carrie*** · 03-24-2005, 07:00 AM

LOL....good one!

Ritz459 · 03-24-2005, 08:15 AM

lol Now if only they'd really do that.......(JK! Maybe fined, but not destroyed!

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calgal · 03-24-2005, 08:21 AM

Wish all abuse cases could end that way.

ChiChi · 03-25-2005, 08:54 AM

HAHAHA!! lol! that is a good one!

sheltiepups · 03-25-2005, 12:09 PM

Lol thats really good

Dollhouse_09 · 03-25-2005, 03:30 PM

that's good!

sunny98 · 03-25-2005, 10:12 PM

I really like that one!

FarCritter10 · 03-31-2005, 09:16 AM

Thanx guys. When I started reading it I thought it was one more sad dog story. When I got to the end I thought, this is great, finally an ending truly deserved by many.

BTW, I love all your doggie pics! They are so cute.

Crossfire Bulldogs · 03-31-2005, 10:34 AM

Good one!

WingedFoal · 03-31-2005, 05:16 PM

That's hilarious!

03-24-2005, 06:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
FarCritter10 Mutley Crew Mom Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brooksville, FL Posts: 187 Rep Power: 79	Finally...hmmm, paybacks are a *! (no pun intended) THE FAMILY DOG The family's dog was bought for a guard, Chained to a post in a chilly backyard, Housed in a shed that was airless and dark, And every few weeks had a run in the park. When boredom set in with no fun and no work, One day it broke loose and went quietly berserk. Pa couldn't fathom just why it went wild, As it flattened his wife and then bit his child. The police were called in to sort out the mess, And the whole sorry tale was revealed by the press. The Rescue Society was really annoyed, So, the dog was rehomed and the owners destroyed. --Author Unknown
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Ritz459 "Nothing is ever easy" Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 5,722 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 235	lol Now if only they'd really do that.......(JK! Maybe fined, but not destroyed! )
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sheltiepups Semper Fidelis - Marines Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: somewhere Posts: 2,438 Rep Power: 130	Lol thats really good
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sunny98 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt Vernon Wa Posts: 822 Rep Power: 99	I really like that one!
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*Carrie* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: north panhandle of Idaho Posts: 7,420 Rep Power: 286	LOL....good one!

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calgal My Yorkster kids! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: central ca. coast Posts: 6,794 Rep Power: 229	Wish all abuse cases could end that way.

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Dollhouse_09 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: wynne Posts: 56 Rep Power: 0	that's good!

03-31-2005, 09:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
FarCritter10 Mutley Crew Mom Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brooksville, FL Posts: 187 Rep Power: 79	Thanx guys. When I started reading it I thought it was one more sad dog story. When I got to the end I thought, this is great, finally an ending truly deserved by many. BTW, I love all your doggie pics! They are so cute.
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03-31-2005, 10:34 AM	#10 (permalink)
Crossfire Bulldogs Sourmug Mom Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Snuggled Between The Snorts & Snores. Posts: 7,844 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 285	Good one!
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