Embarassing things your dog does - Page 2

gracie · 07-30-2008, 07:15 PM

Our neighbour came over, I hadn't seen her for a long time. She sat in my living room having coffee and all of the sudden the most horrible smell filled the room and my little cock a poo was sitting beside us all smug. I felt I had to offer my neighbour an explanation...afterall she must have thought it was me.

***Rivsky*** · 07-31-2008, 02:44 AM

We had a real estate agent around this week to do a valuation on our place for when we're ready to sell, and right in the middle of it Riv decides to do a butt scoot right through the middle of the lounge room floor

OH was muttering about how he just managed to wipe $5k off our selling price

LilHeather · 08-07-2008, 07:21 AM

Oh boy, I have a story. One of my exboyfriends decided to be kind of romantic and made a flower delivery to my home. My mom took the flowers, put them in a vase and into the kitchen so that I would see them when I got home. The only problem was that Rocky saw them an hour before me and thought it would be a great idea to spread them all over the floor. So I had one bouquet spread over 3 rooms.

saden99 · 08-07-2008, 07:31 AM

Whether or not someone is here Junior will walk up and down the stairs and start passing gas. It's quite loud if you're near him.

Sometimes I think he tries to mask the noise by barking...

B-Line · 08-14-2008, 07:18 PM

Lipstick, LOL...

I guess we don't have many South Park fans on the forum.. Cause the term they use on the show for "lipstick" is: RED ROCKET.

Do not watch this episode if you're easily offended..
[Link removed by mod: website was not child-friendly]

And my puppy definitely likes to "Goose" visitors in the privates...

RedPowerLady · 08-14-2008, 07:55 PM

Your stories are So Funny!

Our Princess loves to jump on people. Really everyone. And it embarrasses me like crazy!
We are working on training her not to do it and today she actually sat and waited to be petted a few times which is a big improvement.

***Rivsky*** · 08-15-2008, 06:08 AM

This is more funny than embarrassing but I'll share anyway.

At agility training we have to leave our dogs either tied up or in the car while we help set the equipment up and River is left in the car as he's more comfortable in there.

We had just about finished setting up and could hear persistent honking coming from someone's car and as I got closer to my car I realised all the noise was coming from my car - River leaning on the horn in an effort to get me to hurry up I think

RedPowerLady · 08-15-2008, 05:15 PM

That honking story is so funny!!!!
Thanx for sharing

King Pup · 08-16-2008, 04:05 PM

This isn't about my own dog, but one I used to walk daily - a big fat old chocolate lab called Henry.

I'd walk him up Greenwich Street in TriBeCa in New York every day, and on this particular day the TriBeCa Film Festival was in full swing. A gorgeous day and all of the exclusive restaurants had outdoor seating which was jam packed with self-conscious Hollywood "luvvie darling" types patting each other on the back as they nibbled at $50 salads.

We passed Will Smith and Robert de Niro in the space of a minute, and then Henry stopped right outside one of the restaurants, right in front of these well-heeled movie industry types, pooped the biggest poop you've ever seen in your life and then proceeded to eat it.

He'd never done anything like that before, ever. The diners had not two seconds ago been remarking on what a cute dog he was, which of course ended when he decided to poop in front of them as they ate...and which turned to absolute horror when he scoffed it. "Oh....my....God.....oh no....don't look honey...don't look....oh my..."

The best of it was when he opened his mouth and panted at them, revealing a very brown tongue. Disgusting, I know...and very embarrassing...but I sure did see the funny side later (as did his owner).

KidneyBeaning · 08-21-2008, 08:30 PM

You guys are cracking me up!
Well...we had several friends over the other evening and I noticed Camo and Maddie lying on the couch in the den. Maddie was "grooming" Camo in an inappropriate way...I wanted her to stop before everyone noticed. So I went over and told her to "leave it"...just at that moment my husband said "Whats wrong?". I told him that Maddie was being nasty and needed to quit licking Camo's man part. Well, Captain pervert-o said (as loud as he could) "She's not nasty...she's cool!"
I don't know if Maddie or Scott was more embarrissing...lol

King Pup · 08-21-2008, 08:38 PM

I just want to say that dogs farting in elevators is very common in my job too. It's very embarrassing when someone gets in on the way down and you can see them wince when they smell it. I want to say "oh by the way, that smell - that's the dog, not me"...but I'm always acutely aware that this sounds like a "blame the dog" kind of lie...so I never say anything and try and console myself with the thought that most people can tell the difference between a human fart and a dog fart. Dog farts DO smell particularly meaty.

Sentry · 08-21-2008, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KidneyBeaning

You guys are cracking me up!
Well...we had several friends over the other evening and I noticed Camo and Maddie lying on the couch in the den. Maddie was "grooming" Camo in an inappropriate way...I wanted her to stop before everyone noticed. So I went over and told her to "leave it"...just at that moment my husband said "Whats wrong?". I told him that Maddie was being nasty and needed to quit licking Camo's man part. Well, Captain pervert-o said (as loud as he could) "She's not nasty...she's cool!"
I don't know if Maddie or Scott was more embarrissing...lol

***Swiftwind*** · 08-22-2008, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KidneyBeaning

You guys are cracking me up!
Well...we had several friends over the other evening and I noticed Camo and Maddie lying on the couch in the den. Maddie was "grooming" Camo in an inappropriate way...I wanted her to stop before everyone noticed. So I went over and told her to "leave it"...just at that moment my husband said "Whats wrong?". I told him that Maddie was being nasty and needed to quit licking Camo's man part. Well, Captain pervert-o said (as loud as he could) "She's not nasty...she's cool!"
I don't know if Maddie or Scott was more embarrissing...lol

Now that's embarrassing!

Harley likes to lick his privates all the time... it's not very flattering when friends are over, that's for sure!

DogLover8 · 09-22-2008, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KidneyBeaning

You guys are cracking me up!
Well...we had several friends over the other evening and I noticed Camo and Maddie lying on the couch in the den. Maddie was "grooming" Camo in an inappropriate way...I wanted her to stop before everyone noticed. So I went over and told her to "leave it"...just at that moment my husband said "Whats wrong?". I told him that Maddie was being nasty and needed to quit licking Camo's man part. Well, Captain pervert-o said (as loud as he could) "She's not nasty...she's cool!"
I don't know if Maddie or Scott was more embarrissing...lol

I would be so embarrassed. Kenya likes to lie on the couch and lick her privates. Quite embarrassing when we have company at our house.

Lonewolfblue · 09-22-2008, 10:26 PM

Now this is embarassing, lol....

07-30-2008, 07:15 PM	#16 (permalink)
gracie Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 197 Rep Power: 85	Our neighbour came over, I hadn't seen her for a long time. She sat in my living room having coffee and all of the sudden the most horrible smell filled the room and my little cock a poo was sitting beside us all smug. I felt I had to offer my neighbour an explanation...afterall she must have thought it was me.
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07-31-2008, 02:44 AM	#17 (permalink)
*Rivsky* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Australia Posts: 3,791 Blog Entries: 6 Rep Power: 141	We had a real estate agent around this week to do a valuation on our place for when we're ready to sell, and right in the middle of it Riv decides to do a butt scoot right through the middle of the lounge room floor OH was muttering about how he just managed to wipe $5k off our selling price
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08-07-2008, 07:21 AM	#18 (permalink)
LilHeather Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: -- Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	Oh boy, I have a story. One of my exboyfriends decided to be kind of romantic and made a flower delivery to my home. My mom took the flowers, put them in a vase and into the kitchen so that I would see them when I got home. The only problem was that Rocky saw them an hour before me and thought it would be a great idea to spread them all over the floor. So I had one bouquet spread over 3 rooms.
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08-14-2008, 07:18 PM	#20 (permalink)
B-Line lifeguard / BBQ operator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 79 Rep Power: 0	Lipstick, LOL... I guess we don't have many South Park fans on the forum.. Cause the term they use on the show for "lipstick" is: RED ROCKET. Do not watch this episode if you're easily offended.. [Link removed by mod: website was not child-friendly] And my puppy definitely likes to "Goose" visitors in the privates...
	Last edited by Swiftwind : 08-15-2008 at 02:50 AM. Reason: removed non-child friendly link

08-15-2008, 06:08 AM	#22 (permalink)
*Rivsky* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Australia Posts: 3,791 Blog Entries: 6 Rep Power: 141	This is more funny than embarrassing but I'll share anyway. At agility training we have to leave our dogs either tied up or in the car while we help set the equipment up and River is left in the car as he's more comfortable in there. We had just about finished setting up and could hear persistent honking coming from someone's car and as I got closer to my car I realised all the noise was coming from my car - River leaning on the horn in an effort to get me to hurry up I think
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08-07-2008, 07:31 AM	#19 (permalink)
saden99 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Woodstock, GA Posts: 80 Rep Power: 10	Whether or not someone is here Junior will walk up and down the stairs and start passing gas. It's quite loud if you're near him. Sometimes I think he tries to mask the noise by barking...

08-14-2008, 07:55 PM	#21 (permalink)
RedPowerLady Princess is My Pooch Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Oregon Posts: 91 Rep Power: 0	Your stories are So Funny! Our Princess loves to jump on people. Really everyone. And it embarrasses me like crazy! We are working on training her not to do it and today she actually sat and waited to be petted a few times which is a big improvement.

08-15-2008, 05:15 PM	#23 (permalink)
RedPowerLady Princess is My Pooch Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Oregon Posts: 91 Rep Power: 0	That honking story is so funny!!!! Thanx for sharing

08-16-2008, 04:05 PM	#24 (permalink)
King Pup Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: -- Posts: 24 Rep Power: 0	This isn't about my own dog, but one I used to walk daily - a big fat old chocolate lab called Henry. I'd walk him up Greenwich Street in TriBeCa in New York every day, and on this particular day the TriBeCa Film Festival was in full swing. A gorgeous day and all of the exclusive restaurants had outdoor seating which was jam packed with self-conscious Hollywood "luvvie darling" types patting each other on the back as they nibbled at $50 salads. We passed Will Smith and Robert de Niro in the space of a minute, and then Henry stopped right outside one of the restaurants, right in front of these well-heeled movie industry types, pooped the biggest poop you've ever seen in your life and then proceeded to eat it. He'd never done anything like that before, ever. The diners had not two seconds ago been remarking on what a cute dog he was, which of course ended when he decided to poop in front of them as they ate...and which turned to absolute horror when he scoffed it. "Oh....my....God.....oh no....don't look honey...don't look....oh my..." The best of it was when he opened his mouth and panted at them, revealing a very brown tongue. Disgusting, I know...and very embarrassing...but I sure did see the funny side later (as did his owner).

08-21-2008, 08:30 PM	#25 (permalink)
KidneyBeaning Boxers and Bulldogs Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 106 Rep Power: 0	You guys are cracking me up! Well...we had several friends over the other evening and I noticed Camo and Maddie lying on the couch in the den. Maddie was "grooming" Camo in an inappropriate way...I wanted her to stop before everyone noticed. So I went over and told her to "leave it"...just at that moment my husband said "Whats wrong?". I told him that Maddie was being nasty and needed to quit licking Camo's man part. Well, Captain pervert-o said (as loud as he could) "She's not nasty...she's cool!" I don't know if Maddie or Scott was more embarrissing...lol

08-21-2008, 08:38 PM	#26 (permalink)
King Pup Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: -- Posts: 24 Rep Power: 0	I just want to say that dogs farting in elevators is very common in my job too. It's very embarrassing when someone gets in on the way down and you can see them wince when they smell it. I want to say "oh by the way, that smell - that's the dog, not me"...but I'm always acutely aware that this sounds like a "blame the dog" kind of lie...so I never say anything and try and console myself with the thought that most people can tell the difference between a human fart and a dog fart. Dog farts DO smell particularly meaty.

09-22-2008, 10:26 PM	#30 (permalink)
Lonewolfblue Herding Breed Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Wenatchee, WA Posts: 101 Rep Power: 11	Now this is embarassing, lol....

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